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First,
meet former baseball player/fat guy John Kruk...
"Awwwweeeee
sh**********t...."
Now, meet
John Kruk's drunken Rottweiler named Sparkplug who plays
nose guard in Kruk backyard family football games...
"You're all-time QB and this next play is a BLITZ
biyatch!!"
(his
diet consists of nothing but heavy beer and pig ears)
Unfortunately for John's fat & drunk Rottweiler, look
who he is lined up against at the center
position..."All-American Mr. Presa Canario" who belongs
to neighbor and good friend Lenny Dykstra...
"Bring it! C'mon! Bring it fatso!"
(this
just may be some sort of Pitbull on steroids...)
Even
Kruk's starting secondary consisting of nothing but
"Daddy" the Pitbull can't believe the size of the
opposing team's starting center...
"God
damn! That's a big-a** dog!!"
(only
the Dog Whisperer himself can save you now Daddy...)
Well, to
cut to the chase Kruk's team ended up losing the big
game, but the moral of the story is you should never go
to John Kruk's house simply in order to see his famous
Rottweiler Sanctuary because you might end up seeing a
fat dog get annihilated...
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