The most effective and consistent antipsychotic for me was always the combination of Abilify and Seroquel. Recently, I found out that there is a common name for this antipsychotic tandem and it's not unusual for people to take both of these meds at the same time. It's called "Abiliquel" er something. I read something on someone's blog though that taking both of those meds at the same time is a bunch of bull fecal matter, but all I know is that when I was taking both together they worked pretty damn well. The reason I had to quit taking Seroquel is because it started screwing up my thyroid causing me to be really cold, sleepy, and with no appetite yet gaining weight. I just take Abilify now (as far as antipsychotics go). The reason I thought of all of this is because I am tempted to try Seroquel again, in desperate hopes to form a mighty medication tandem called, "Abiliquel." The problem with taking two antipsychotics (or more) though is that you are stuck w/ a titanic-load of side effects like potentially tons of weight gain, tremor-like movements, gastrointestinal problems, and a bad case of fatigue -- just to name a few. But hey, you do what you gotta do. Why?...'Cause for the life of me, I cannot remember, what ever made us think we were wise and we'd never compromise. Just kidding. Those are lyrics from that song called The Freshman. The reason I started singing that is because I was a Freshman once. Doctor says I'm a junior now. Beh. Don't know what I'm talkin' about. So how's about you and Sharky the Shark-dog go rock a joint-kabob with Uncle Database and Mr. Silky-Smooth Skeleton nicknamed after the theory that there's gonna be a big bang in your pants -- watch out now! How's about that?

Yea...

Oh yea...

Last December...

I believed...

Next year would be better than the last...

'Cause my dog told me things...

About how she belongs in Hollywood...

Here we go again Shawnee...

But it's one more night in Michigan...

Don't ask my dog a serious question by the way ever. She will respond by indicating she loves you but she will only tell you through puns and riddles in a stand-up comedy routine.

Ahh yea...

Did you hear?

They're makin' a sequel...

To Care Bears Big Wish Movie...

It's about bears...

Doing stand up comedy...

Then porno...

Grumpy bear undergoes...

A name change...

He says...

"Call me BIG-SHOW Tenderheart"...

Here we go again...

But it's one more night in Michigan...

"If Weird Al became a psychiatrist then created a website, it'd be just like zacharyodette.com."

- Weird Al (aka #1 fan of zacharyodette.com)

Thanks Al. Much appreciated. Or wait, should I just call you Weird? Anyway, you're true pal Weird Al.

The problem here is that if I respond to any of Weird Al's fan emails is that he just sends twice as much the next day, in addition to calling my house at 3 in the morning and asking me if I want to bake cookies with him.

You know how I describe phone calls at 3 in the morning Al? -- Inopportune.

"Wait 5 hours and call Zack back attack, 'kay Al?"

- my answering machine (who I named Stan Lloyd)

Hey all of you, how's aboot you all start voting in my poll to decide once and for all which of my mutts is cuter? I'm serious, if you haven't voted already, vote in the poll in the right menu and I'll give you a cookie.

You may be asking yourself, "Why should I vote Zack. I don't have to, and I also think your polls are stupid!" Well, let me explain. Okay, let's imagine I created a poll that asked, "Which was the better Nickelodeon episode?" -- the My Brother and Me episode starring Kendall Gill OR the Gullah Gullah Island episode starring Dennis Scott...Hmm? The reason I didn't create that poll question is because there is no real answer. It's just too hard to determine which is right and which is wrong. I mean, it's like saying who would win a fight between Goo and Binya Binya Polliwog. Ya know?

In conclusion, please vote in my poll in the right menu, and if you do, I just may give you a cookie, and I may also create a new poll asking Kendal Gill what his favorite type of ice cream is.

THE END.

Sorry I've been updating so little lately. I'm back on the prowl now. I've been hooked on the HGTV network in high-def lately. I want to re-do my home like that guy on Hidden Potential does. That would be neato. Unfortunately, all I design are webpages though. Beh...I had a $20 bet at 9/1 odds on the Lakers to win the NBA Finals, but they lost. The reason the odds were so good is because I instantly made the bet right after the Pau Gasol trade happened, so it was before anyone had any chances to reduce the odds. If I could make a bet on an NBA team to win the Finals next year (can't place bets online anymore 'cause my bank won't let me) I'd bet on the Chicago Bulls hoping they would soon trade the #1 pick and a player for Dwayne Wade or something like that...Not that that's gonna happen though. Dog Whisperer is the greatest show on television, but Hidden Potential on the Home and Garden Network is a respectable second place. When I'm cured from mental illness, I am eventually going to hire Cesar Millan to rehabilitate my dogs and Barry Wood to re-do my house. After that, I am going to create my own show where I do cool things. I just ordered some dog stuff online from sitstay.com -- a cake pan shaped like a dog bone, a dog doormat that says "Ring doorbell and run, the dog needs exercise.", some grain-free canned dog food from the "Before Grain" company, and a discontinued tie-dyed Beagle t-shirt from The Mountain company. That's a tall order. Speaking of a tall order, that makes me think of thee ole "supersized" order>>Supersize Me movie>>Morgan Spurlock>>his 30 Days show>>which is the third best show on television these days, after Dog Whisperer and Hidden Potential. Told ya I was back on the prowl now fatty. I need to lose weight too, it's okay. But don't call me Fat Abbott. Who am I talking to? By the way, when you order things online (this is a tip to save ya some money) a lot of websites now have coupon codes where you enter a phrase and get 10% off for example or something like that, before you order something from a website that has coupon codes, go to a website like retailmenot.com and find a coupon code. Online coupon hunting is fun because occasionally you can find a great coupon that expires the next day as you are ordering something making it chubby buffalo enjoyable to shop online.

I was so sad when I found out the Big Boy statue from the local Big Boy restaurant was stolen because it made me believe my chubby beagle nicknamed Big Boy had been kidnapped.

Uncle Buck Vs. John Kruk...aka Uncle Kruk...In Rome...on pay per view...Sunday Sunday Sunday...Hosted by Nick Papageorgio...be there or be square...OKAY? Big Boy...

Oh man, Dog Whisperer in 12 minutes. See ya!! Wouldn't wanna be ya!!

But first, a link: www.garnetjade.com

Rise and shine chubby beagle...

Top of the mornin' to ya yellow lab mix...

Niece Savannah with chubby beagle...

We're here, we're there, chubby beagle incorporated...

Time for a dental check-up chubby beagle...

Open up and say, "ahhh..."

Amari and thee always-timid yellow lab mix...

Young Shepherd sitting proud...

Ready for a game of fetch Young Shepherd?

I love this photo...

Yellow Lab mix sleeping very human-like with head on pillow and torso on mattress...

Damn fleas...

Yellow Lab mix -- in statue mode...

I am 23 years young as of two days ago (June 6th). My birthday sounds like the name of an emo band -- June 6th, or 6 of June. Anyway, with my birthday cash I purchased a digital camera. Check out some of the photos I've snapped so far ya so far Fatty Arbuckle...

The Scott Brown Posse...a.k.a. "The Fab Five minus one"

Head Honcho -- Scott Brown

The Dude Who Rides Shotgun in Scott Brown's awesome '69 Pinto -- Kenny Moo (a.k.a. Mr. Intellectual when it comes to milk, a.k.a. Mr. Milk Trivia, a.k.a. The only person to complete the milk challenge)

Next in Command -- J.E. Potato (a.k.a. The Sultan of French Fries, a.k.a. Sodium Overdose)

Bottom of the Pack -- Chummy Q. Chickenburger (a.k.a. "Rotting-chickenburger-to-go" because here's a dude who never, and I mean NEVER, takes a shower...)

The Thornley High Posse...a.k.a. "The Sewer Rats"

Scott Brown's Nemesis -- Gil Gold (a.k.a. Gold Gil, a.k.a. The Prince of Thornley High)

Gil Gold's Limo Driver -- Toonces the Cat (a.k.a. Launchpad McCat, a.k.a. The cat who can drive a car...just not very well, a.k.a. Mr. Purina Challenge)

Gil Gold's Sidekick -- Jackson Zack (a.k.a. Local Porn Star, a.k.a. The One-Eyed Jack, a.k.a. Uncle Poker Chip)

Gil Gold's Fat Pet Hamsters -- Penis Pump, Spark Plug, Fatty Arbuckle, and Big Superb Nelson (a.k.a. The Blues Travelers, a.k.a. The last people (or hamsters in this case) you want to mess with...)

Gil Gold's Woman -- Brittany Spaniel (a.k.a. The girl who loves doin' it doggy style..., a.k.a. Queen of the Sporting Group as well as duck hunts)

If I have too much dopamine and glutamate function (er however this is worded) going on in my brain, does that mean I resemble a person who is permanently on cocaine and PCP combined? After all, cocaine increases dopamine function, and PCP increases glutamate function, and it seems like based on medications in test trials that the next wave of antipsychotics will work on blocking glutamate rather than dopamine (which is the neurotransmitter the current antipsychotics work on). What the hell took everyone so long to realize glutamate was involved? All people had to do was realize that a person on PCP has a lot of the same symptoms as a person with schizophrenia and then create a medication that has the opposite effect on the brain as PCP. That doesn't seem to be to difficult to figure out. I don't even know what PCP is exactly. I never remember anyone ever doing this drug back in high school or college. I smoked pot back in high school (don't anymore obviously), but I had never even heard of PCP until recently. It sounds like the worst drug ever created if it makes a person develop a lot of the symptoms of schizophrenia. Same thing goes for cocaine. If someone ever creates a street drug which is a combination of cocaine and PCP (which for all I know would kill you or potentially make you want to just kill yourself) it would have to be called "schizo." That would be funny...

Firehouse dog? More like Firehouse Grandma...

I had two imaginary friends when I was a kid. Their names were "Driver" and "Dreamer." Lemme tell you about these guys...Driver was really popular because he had the famous level 3 driver's license which legally allowed him to drive jumbo submarines, if needed. As for Dreamer, man that kid would come to school talkin' about some crazy dreams boy howdy. He'd come sprintin' into the classroom constantly looking back saying, "AHH! King Kong is after me!!" Then everyone in the class would say in unison, "Snap outta it. You're dreamin' Dreamer..." Those were the days...

Now I'm gonna go smoke a McNugget. Whatcha gonna do about it?...Tell your mother?...MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

If I were a superhero my secret weapon would be when I opened my trumpet case and blew my horn that shot fruit at people extremely fast. People would say, "Damn! That apple was goin' like 100 miles per hour when it shattered on that wall!!" My sidekick would be professional baseball player Randy Johnson.

I went there...