Complementary therapies I take in addition to my
medication:
GNC Triple
Strength Fish Oil
$19.99
Serving Size: 1 Softgel Servings Per Container: 60
Calories: 15 Total Fat: 1.5g
EPA: 647mg DHA: 253mg
GNC Mega Men Sport Multi-Vitamins
(Bonus Size)
$34.99
Other Cool Stuff:
Tablet/Pill Splitter
$5.99
GoFit Yoga Mat
$24.99
Homedics LCD Digital Scale $39.99
Attention:
This
website is probably more suitable for people whom are 18
years of age or older. I use vulgarity from time to time,
and I sometimes talk about things that are generally
inappropriate. Sorry you 1st graders. Beat it.
Thursday February 28 2008
3:51 A.M. I take photos of dogs, I don't take photos of
people...I am the "Dog Photographer."
I wish my dog Tatum wasn't so afraid of
cameras that I had to hold her in front of one every time I wanted to take a
picture of her. Oh well, on the other hand, Shawnee and Hector seem to have
their own little personalities when the cameras are in action...
"Ca, ca, ca, cameras are flashin' when I'm in
action." - Dr. Dre
"Ca, ca, ca, cameras are flashin' when I'm in
action." - also said by Shawnee and Hector
So...Meet two of my pooches, yet again...
What is
it Young Shepherd? Is someone there?
Nice
eyewear ya got there Beagle.
"Muchas
gracias," replies Hector.
Young
Shepherd seems to be studying the camera.
Ya
gotta love this picture. Hector is saying, "Is there
really cheese inside this camera? Me gusta Cheddar
mucho."
Oh how
you've grown up over the past year and a half Young
Shepherd.
And
look who gets into the action?...Big Aunt Tatum!!
"I
couldn't miss the camera party and thus -- all the fun.
By the way, these new prescription lenses work great!"
Tatum says.
Wednesday February 27 2008
2:44 A.M.
Wow. You must click on this
link (and no, it's not free porno, however, that might be nice too)
"I would probably go out and have a beer?"
said Dr. Schoepp in the bottom of the article.
"How about you side-burns, you want some of
this glutamate medication?"
"I'd rather have a beer..." - side-burns
[stupid, stupid...]
I say they create some super
drug that affects glutamate, dopamine, and serotonin
with no side effects! Muwahahahahah!! I swear, people
should study the effects of street drugs more often like
PCP and marijuana. One thing that confuses me about
marijuana though is how some people say it relaxes them
and others say it makes them real paranoid and anxious.
I dunno. Can't say I've ever done PCP though. In fact, I
don't even know what PCP is actually. Do you smoke it er
something?
"Get
out the PCP and the PCP bong. Let's rock 'n' roll ladies
and gentlemen."
Why do I find the word
PCP so funny? It's almost as funny as the word "smack."
"Yo man, you wanna donate
to my smack habit? I'll mention you in my autobiography
if you just give me two dimes and a nickel so I can
eventually score some smack."
I'm stupid and probably
rude. Sorry if that's the case. Wait, maybe I don't know
what I'm talking about. Or wait, maybe I'm not rude,
maybe I'm "crude." I think that means, "cool...but
rude." Kinda like that one Teenage Mutant Karate
Tortoise.
I was thinking of
creating a new website called "nutoftheday.com" which
would kinda be like "dogoftheday.com" -- a fine website
I might add. And on each day, I would put a different
fan-submitted picture of a mentally ill person making a
funny face, er something. I will probably never have the
initiative to create this website though. Making a new
website takes a good idea and a lot of work.
I'm going to end this
post now, but remember this. "Drugs are bad. Mmmmkay..."
Tuesday February 26 2008 5:18 P.M.
Remember a few years ago when McDonald's
announced they are from now on using only white meat in their McNuggets? I
believe this was a small step towards McDonald's eventually using human
grade ingredients. I really believe that.
And if you happen to be
eating McDonald's right now, you are probably more
embarrassed than my celebrity friend Elmo from Sesame
Street the time I caught him disco dancin' with the
Easter Bunny in the nude on top of a zamboni machine
called "The P*ssy Wagon." Now that's embarrassing!!
Booyah Grandma!! Wait, I just thought of a rap...
Someone tell Phi Slamma
Jamma,
To quit prank callin' my
Grandma,
'Cause my friend John
Kruk,
Looks way too much like
Uncle Buck,
After all John Kruk's
favorite color is polka dot,
Since he named his pet
turtle that right before the slow-ass turtle got shot!
But don't worry about
John's turtle my beautiful babies,
That little runt didn't
have no rabies,
He was just makin' a slow
get away in the water,
Until he met a punk with
a gun named Harry "Yo I'm emo now!" Potter
It's all good, yea it's
all good John purchased another tortoise,
And he named him Big
Uncle Morris...
Thee end.
Wednesday February 20 2008 9:09 P.M.
ZacharyOdette.com movie auditions.
Tuesday February 19 2008 7:41 A.M.
For the love of dog, you can't get high on
psychiatric drugs! Grrrr!!
I got nothin' against
addicts. However, I do have something against people who
find my website on Google by searching for tips on how
to get a buzz from psychiatric meds. That's rude. You
want a buzz do ya? Here's how to get a buzz...
If you're addicted to
heroin, try naltrexone.
If you're addicted to
alcohol, try naltrexone.
If you're addicted to
marijuana, every time you get high you probably increase
the risk of your future children developing
schizophrenia. Good work.
If you are addicted to
something more severe than marijuana such as crack,
cocaine, crystal meth, etc. then get some help.
If you think you can get
high from psychiatric meds, then commit yourself and
volunteer for the placebo group. Placebo is the best
drug out there as far as potency.
I'm sorry if I'm being a
jerk right now. I know addicts (and I'm somewhere in the
alcoholism spectrum I must point out) get yelled at for
having a disease like any other which is unfair. It's
just, if you're an addict who is emailing me, ask me for
advice on how to get help er something, not for tips. I
take psychiatric meds to get rid of the high that is my
normal state of being, not to obtain a high.
Tuesday February 19 2008
12:38 P.M.
Punky girls with cute faces are heavenly. I want
to lose my virginity to one-uh-them...
Haha...sorry for that comment everyone.
Okay, if you're hot you're
hot -- we all know this. So basically, if you're someone
like Halle Berry you are going to be hot no matter what,
even if you have cavities exposed on your two-front
teeth, you fart, you gain lots of weight, etc. And I
swear, her being a celebrity doesn't automatically make
her hot by any means. We all know Halle's face and body
are flawless. However, despite how f*cking hott Halle
Berry is, punky-type girls with cute-ass faces are even
hotter. I swear!! There's something about combining
things that don't truly match that I like I think, such
as girls with those punky-style-haircuts combined with
Halle Berry type faces. It's like this (in a strange
way) if the singer of the band Thrice were to cover a K-Ci
and Jojo song, I would enjoy it very much, and if Halle
Berry were to go punk (kinda like that Show Girl Gina
Gershon did in that one movie) I would orgasm so bad
that I'd go blind. And I'm not even a true punk rocker.
I went to the psychiatrist today and there was this girl
there with a very cute face with one of those short-punky-chunky
highlighted-haircuts and she was nearly perfect looking.
Haha...However, I must point out that this girl also
looked like she was about 16 years young which
surprisingly these days means she is 6 years younger
than myself. I swear, I was 17 er 18 last week though.
Time flies when you're havin' fun and takin'
antidepressants! Just wait and see though, I'll be 29
tomorrow somehow. My new goal -- be married to a punky-haircut
girl with a cute face before age 29.
Sunday February 17 2008 8:35 P.M.
Dog Movie Awards!!
Best
Team on the Force Award
James Belushi and Jerry Lee (K-9 series)
Tom Hanks and Hooch (Turner and Hooch)
Winner: James Belushi and Jerry Lee. James
Belushi was funnier than Tom Hanks, and Jerry Lee had
more personality that Hooch. In fact, K-9 might be one
of my three all-time favorite dog flicks, making Belushi
and Jerry Lee tough competition in this category
considering I do all the voting. And on top of being a
hero on the force in real life and in the movie, the dog
that played Jerry Lee was pretty damn comical when he
kept moaning, bit villains in the junk, and kept doin'
it doggy style with Poodles.
Best
Young Adult Actor & Snow Dog Team Award
Ethan Hawke & White Fang (White Fang)
Mackenzie Austin & Gus (Iron Will)
Paul Walker & Max or Maya (Eight Below)
Winner: Mackenzie Austin and Gus. I am honestly
surprised Mackenzie Austin (though I still have no idea
who this actor is and I don't think I've ever seen him
in another movie) was not nominated for an Academy Award
for his performance in Iron Will. If you've never seen
Iron Will go rent it and watch it. You won't be
disappointed. White Fang and Eight Below are both pretty
good too though. Ethan Hawke is always a pretty good
actor, and Paul Walker (whom I normally don't like
because I swear in all of his other movies he plays a
cool jerk who seduces young virgins and stuff) was
surprisingly pretty good in Eight Below. This was a
close call but Iron Will's heart of a champion gave him
the edge.
Best
Boy and His Dog From a 1990's Dog Movie Award
"Peter and Shadow" (Homeward Bound series)
"Angus and Yellow" (Far From Home)
"Josh and Buddy" (Air Bud series)
Winner: Peter and Shadow. Although the child
actors from Far From Home and the Air Bud movies seem to
be making it as young adult actors (not necessarily as
very popular ones, whereas for all we know the kid who
played Peter in Homeward Bound is Peter North the porn
star these days) Shadow the Golden Retriever could not
be denied this award. I mean, don't you remember
watching Homeward Bound with someone as a kid constantly
telling them to shut up 'cause you had to listen to
every quote Shadow was going to say 'cause every one of
them was too classic? Yea, I guess I don't remember it
going that far either, but Shadow's quotes about the
beginning of dogs, the loyalty of man's best friend,
etc. were just priceless, and there were about 50 of
them in the original Homeward Bound movie.
Best
Little Girl and Her Dog Award
Sarah Rose Karr and Beethoven (Beethoven series)
AnnaSophia Robb and Winn-Dixie (Because of Winn-Dixie)
Hester Odgers and Lassie (Lassie -- 2005 version)
Winner: Hester Odgers and Lassie. Surprisingly
Lassie wasn't the one truly winning this award either.
Everything about the 2005 version of Lassie makes it a
three and a half star movie, including Hester Odgers
(hopefully I'm getting her name right). By the way,
isn't the scenery of this movie awesome? Even though
Sarah Rose Karr would probably crack any top 100 child
stars list simply cause of her role in the Beethoven
movies and because the fact that she "had to go to the
bathroom real bad" in the movie Kindergarten Cop er
whatever, the little girl and Lassie win this award.
Worst Child Actor in a Dog Movie Award
The kid from Bingo
The kid from Where the Red Fern Grows
Winner: The kid from Where the Red Fern Grows.
And this is an award you don't want to win kiddo. I
swear that kid just repeatedly said dumb quote after
dumb quote like, "Hey, I've never been to the city
before. Where can I buy mushy candy bars, sweetie pops,
and poop-flavored gummi bears?" er something...That's
how I remember it at least. And to be honest, I didn't
think the kid from Bingo was that bad, my Mom does, it's
just that he was just totally out performed by a genius
Border Collie named Bingo who may be the smartest dog in
the history of dog movies. Remember that scene in Bingo
where they are at the arcade and Bingo is playing that
old game called "Off-Road." I bet Bingo racks up the
money and purchases super shocks and tready tires and
stuff. Uggh...that's stupid. Moving on...
Best
Comedy Dog Movie Award
Best in Show
Year of the Dog
Winner: Best in Show. An extremely tough call,
but can any Christopher Guest movie with that same cast
of strange yet hilarious characters ever lose an award
for "best comedy." I probably watch these two dog movies
(with K-9 being a close third place) more than any other
of my dog movies in my collection, which probably
consists of 30+ films at the moment, and is always
growing. Also, Year of the Dog seems to be more of a
"dramedy" as opposed to an true comedy.
Handsomest, Prettiest, or Cutest Dog In a Dog Movie
Air Bud -- Golden Retriever (Air Bud series)
Pencil -- Beagle (Year of the Dog)
Shiloh -- Beagle (Shiloh)
Riley -- Chocolate Lab/Golden Retriever mix? (Homeward
Bound II)
Lassie (Lassie series)
Max -- Siberian Husky (Eight Below)
Beatrice -- Weimaraner (Best in Show)
Winner: Air Bud. As if being a beautiful Golden
Retriever isn't enough, all of Air Bud's costumes such
as the basketball jersey w/ basketball shoes as well as
the clown outfit were the cherry on top to win this
award. Just look at this cute dog!!
The
"Tough as Nails" Dog Award
Old Yeller (Old Yeller)
That German Shepherd (The Hills Have Eyes)
White Fang (White Fang)
Winner: That one German Shepherd from The Hills
Have Eyes. Okay, I only saw this movie once and it was a
couple years ago, but from what I remember of it, that
German Shepherd went on a zombie assassination spree
towards the end of that movie, and it friggin' mauled
zombies with passion. It was easily the best and only
good part of that movie, and also dog movie history. And
although Old Yeller fought a bear, a bull, an angry
warthog, and a wolf, and White Fang was a gritty
pit-fighting wolf-hybrid, "that one German Shepherd from
The Hills Have Eyes" as I call it, wins in an upset.
Thee End.
Sunday February 17 2008 4:26 A.M.
It's fun to humanize dogs, admit it : )
Cesar Millan, a.k.a. the Dog
Whisperer, once said something like, "Show me a dog that
teaches another dog commands like 'sit', 'stay', 'down',
and 'roll over'." Haha...he's right. Can't say I've ever
seen a dog force another dog to do tricks. Oh
well...They're so fun to watch though!! My friend Lois
taught her Doberman Pinscher named Star to answer the
phone then growl at the person on the other end. I
swear!! She's a dog obedience class teacher at PetSmart
though, so she has mastered pooches over the years. I'm
still workin' on it. There's a video file of me doing
tricks with my dogs at the bottom of every page of this
website now. The vid won't be up forever though so watch
it while ya can. It was hard to get them all on the
little webcam and it was even harder to teach Shawnee
"bang!" then try to get her to do it on camera shortly
after teaching her it, but I think I sort of pulled it
off considering Shawnee has Border Collie and German
Shepherd in her which makes her a friggin' genius dog. I
want to know how Border Collies became so damn smart.
Seriously, it's like there are smart dog breeds, really
smart dog breeds, every other breed, then there are
Border Collies. My dog Shawnee's Mom was a purebred
Border Collie and she is clearly far smarter than my
Yellow Lab mix named Tatum (who would likely be
considered pretty darn bright herself by most people's
standards). However, the Border Collie is just too damn
smart. For some reason this makes me ponder what the
most versatile dog breed is..??? German Shepherd,
Doberman Pinscher, Border Collie, Labrador Retriever,
something else...? Blah. Maybe I'll post a poll about
this sometime soon. Anyway, watch my video with me and
my dogs!!
Thursday February 14 2008 9:39 P.M.
Will "antipsychotics" ever be renamed?
If you think about it,
taking antipsychotics will eventually become acceptable
to everyone when everyone realizes how happy, sane, and
free of living hell these medications make the psychotic
community, but will their title every be changed? It
just seems like it's only a matter of time until
antipsychotics (or antidepressants too for that matter)
are changed to "dopamine regulators" and "serotonin
boosters" er something like that. Because the term
"psychotic" as well as the need to take "antipsychotics"
is kind of like, "Woah...You're Psychotic? And you need
to take something called 'anti-psychotics?' You must be
bouncin' off the walls..." Whereas if someone were to be
on "dopamine regulators" (er something of a similar
name), it would just be like, "Oh, you gotta dopamine
deficicency? That's cool. My brother has that too. He's
perfectly fine when he takes his meds to fix his
dopamine and stuff though." Personally, I honestly don't
care about telling people I take antipsychotic
medication, 'cause it's all gonna help me and others get
cured from mental illness quicker the more I spread the
word, however, I won't lie, having these medication
titles changed to something along the lines of dopamine
regulators (with GABA regulators and other drugs
probably coming in future years) would put a little grin
on my face : )
Wednesday February 13 2008 8:46 P.M.
What if the Peanuts TV show was remade, but
without warning, Linus' blanket was not in the new episodes and a "house
coat" entered the picture. Imagine...
Charlie Brown:
Wow. Sweet new blanky Linosaurus. Is that cashmere?
Linus: It's a
house coat...biyatch!! Not a friggin' blanky...Pshh...
Charlie Brown:
Geez. Sorry.
Linus: You
know what I outta do to you for making that comment
about my precious house coat?
Charlie Brown:
No Linus, I don't. What should you do?
Linus:
Probably slap you!
Charlie Brown:
Good grief...
Lucy: Hey
Linus. Say, where's your blanket?
Linus: It's
got a jizz stain on it...AGAIN!! So I got my thumb-suckin'
ass a ~~ house-coat!! ~~
Lucy: Ewww...Uncalled
for...
Linus: Hey!
Watch your tongue sis! I just may pimp slap you too!!
Charlie Brown:
Hmmm...She's right Linus. Everything you've said so far
today is simply uncalled for. I think I'm gonna have to
blame your new house coat I hate to admit...
Linus: Shut
up! The name is not Linus anymore...It's "House
Coat"...Hell yea...
Charlie Brown:
Umm...you're acting weird Linus...I'm starting to think
that...
[Linus interupts]
Linus: It's
"House Coat!!" Who is this "Linus" you speak of?...
Charlie Brown:
Ughh...What I was saying was, I'm starting to think you
have schizophrenia...
Linus:
But...I....Umm...House Coat?...
Lucy: He's
right Linosaurus...
[Linus puts his head down
in shame and walks away]
[The next day Charlie
Brown and Lucy are talking, Linus walks up wearing not a
house coat, nor carrying a blanket, but sporting
something different...]
Lucy: Wow!
Radical new threadz Linus! Is that a straight-jacket?
Linus: You
bet your sweet-ass & titties it is...
Charlie Brown:
Good god man...that's your sister for crying out loud
Linus...
Linus:
Nevertheless, the name isn't Linus. The name isn't House
Coat either. It's Tom...Tom Cruise...and I wear a
straight-jacket for I am crazy...crazy for sex with
family members...
Charlie Brown:
Whatever, just don't escape from that thing, 'cause
everything you do lately creeps me the hell out.
Lucy:
Charlie ole chap...I second that...
[Charlie Brown and Lucy
walk away to practice football kick-offs. Meanwhile...]
Linus:
Wait!! How am I supposed to beat off with this damn
thing on!! DAMMITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Cast: Charlie Brown: Mr. Clean Lucy: Jenna Jameson Linus: Tom Cruise
Thursday February 7 12:55 A.M.
Deep thoughts by Zach Handy.
Okay, let's say two schizos
fall in love and they decide to have a child, but they
obviously don't want the child to develop schizophrenia.
Is there a way the two people can prevent it? Like, I
know that the woman must not take her medication during
her pregnancy 'cause ya just gotta play it safe, which
must just suck so I envy those women who do this. But
what about the sperm donor, aka the guy? I mean, if I
were to get a woman pregnant (which I don't think I am
doing any time soon 'cause I'm on pace to be a 40 year
old virgin), would I have to stop taking all of my meds
until they are out of my system completely then provide
the sperm? I'm thinking it would be the safe and right
thing to do. Sorry if this is gross. I just want my
child (if I choose to have children) to be completely
safe from mental illness as well as any problems that
could happen as a result of medication side effects.
Back to the women who have to stop taking their meds
during their pregnancy though, I respect these people so
much. That must be so tough. I can't imagine going nine
months without my meds and having severe paranoia and
all that crap return with a boom. And when I think about
it, knowing me, there is a good chance my future wife
(or mother of our unborn child) may likely have some
sort of mental illness herself (hey, we gotta meet each
other somehow) and thus be a taker of thy psychiatric
meds. I'll be by her side. I'll quit my ummm, well, if I
had a job I'd quit it for her to comfort her for those
nine months. Seriously. Anyone who laughs at me for that
comment (laughing with me is okay though, that's
slightly different), is really just mad 'cause they
tried to make a blog once and failed, and well, me on
the other hand, I've been on TV...I've been in the
paper...I've been in magazines now...I've been mentioned
on many other websites...I'll likely be mentioned other
places...It's like geez, everyone is mentioning my
website and no one is mentioning your radical blog er
whatever it is...Sorry, I got angry at imaginary people
there for a moment for imaginary comments. Those
bastards!! Anyway, I met a girl through No Longer Lonely
today who is my age and seems cool. Fingers crossed...Oh
wait, she may read this website from time to time. Oh
well. Crossin' my fingers to chat on the phone with you
sometime soon : )
Don't remember the date, me sorry
Actor/Scientologist John Travolta Vs. Former
Philidelphia Philly John Kruk in an mp3 file.
February 1
2008 9:43 P.M.
A good website to buy high-quality
pet foods at low costs.
I recently
found a website online that sells high quality dog foods
with low shipping prices. And when I say high quality
dog foods, I mean better than anything you will find at
PetSmart, Petco, or maybe even the little pet shop near
you called, "Huckleberry Bill's Dog Food Farm." And I'm
not making any money by recommending this website to you
guys, honestly. I'm not making anything actually -- no
discounts or nothin'. I'm just looking out for other dog
owners by recommending a website where you can purchase
great dog food brands (such as the one I feed my dogs
called "Wellness") and other good ones like Innova,
Karma Organics, California Natural, etc. You can
actually find these brands at Pet Supplies Plus stores,
so if there are one of those near you then just go there
though. I think they may only be here in the Midwest,
but I'm not positive. Anyway, the website is called Pet
Food Direct. Here's a few links for you guys.
If you dog
owner's are anything like me, than you are somewhat
obsessive about finding your dog's the best dang dog
food out there. Yet, I, myself, eat McDonald's from time
to time. My Mom says my dogs eat healthier than me,
which may be true. I am under the impression that
certain dog food brands use human grade ingredients.
Anyway, changing topics a little...
A lot of
people honestly believe some virus in cats can cause
mental illness like schizophrenia. The problem I see
with this theory is how come everyone who owns a cat
doesn't have schizophrenia then? An interesting thing
though is that around the time I came down with
schizoaffective disorder was the first time I owned a
cat and the first time I started smoking marijuana.
Could these two things form some sort of tandem in
causing mental illness? That'd be weird, but I have no
idea 'cause I don't really know much about this. Today,
I don't own any cats (3 dogs though), and I never smoke
pot, but I do drink wine coolers on average a couple
times a month. I want to quit drinking all together, but
something always comes up that makes me want to drink.
For example, I haven't drank in a week, but on Superbowl
Sunday it'd pretty much a guarantee that I am going to
drink alcohol while I watch the game. Oh well, do it in
moderation Zachary and don't let it interfere with your
meds or people you love. Don't drink and drive either.
Just don't. Never do it.
About one out of one-hundred people develop schizophrenia.
ZacharyOdette.com
Name:Zachary Adam Odette Birthdate:06-06-1985 Location:Swartz Creek, Michigan USA Diagnosis: schizoaffective Medications Taken Daily: 40mg of
Abilify at night, 300mg of Wellbutrin in the morning, 600mg of Trileptal at
night, 50mg of Revia at night Complementary Therapies: talk-therapy
once every two weeks, 4g of omega-3 EPA fish oils taken daily, 1000 I.U. vitamin E taken daily,
1000mg of VItamin C taken daily, Mega Men Sport multi-vitamins taken daily,
Magma Plus Green Foods supplement taken daily, animal-assisted therapy (dogs), go running and
exercise daily,
taking two classes at local college, no street drugs taken since year 2005, and
I'm tryin' to give up cheap booze...
