Complementary therapies I take in addition to my
medication:
GNC Triple
Strength Fish Oil
$19.99
Serving Size: 1 Softgel Servings Per Container: 60
Calories: 15 Total Fat: 1.5g
EPA: 647mg DHA: 253mg
GNC Mega Men Sport Multi-Vitamins
(Bonus Size)
$34.99
Other Cool Stuff:
Tablet/Pill Splitter
$5.99
GoFit Yoga Mat
$24.99
Homedics LCD Digital Scale $39.99
Attention:
This
website is probably more suitable for people whom are 18
years of age or older. I use vulgarity from time to time,
and I sometimes talk about things that are generally
inappropriate. Sorry you 1st graders. Beat it.
Wednesday April 30 2008 12:54 AM Stupid
imaginary questions I would ask the Dog Whisperer if I got to due a five
minute interview with him during the Super Bowl half-time show...
Question #1
I heard you say on an
episode once that 99.9% of dogs can be rehabilitated.
Does this mean .1% of dogs cannot be rehabilitated? In
other words, if you had to rehabilitate 1000 dogs, are
you saying that you could not rehabilitate 1 of them?
Question #2
Have you ever
rehabilitated a dog that keeps eating his own fecal
matter simply through exercise, discipline, and
affection?
Question #3
When is Daddy the Pit
bull going to turn on you, attack you, then make you
suddenly hate Pit bulls? Perhaps when he realizes he is
the REAL star of the show, ehh?
Question #4
Alright, now let's cut to
the chase here...There is an internet rumor floating
around that you were going to do an episode of Dog
Whisperer in which you train former Philadelphia
Philly's star John Kruk's dog, however, when you and the
camera crew showed up at his house you found him in his
backyard getting a tan in the nude with a bunch of drunk
Rottweilers. What's the real story behind that?
Question #5
There's also an internet
rumor floating around that states professional Olympic
ice skater and landroller blade-enthusiast Apollo Anton
Ohno sends you hate mail regularly claiming he is going
to break into your Dog Psychology Center and steal all
of your bully breeds and take them to John Kruk's ~~
Rottweiler Sanctuary. ~~ Is this fact or fiction?
Question #6
Okay...Let's just say a
Pit bull, a Rottweiler, a Doberman, a German Shepherd, a
wolf, and a certain obese, bearded, and un-neutered
former 1993 Philadelphia Phillies All-Star get into some
sort of royal rumble. Who comes out victorious? And does
the Rottweiler end up drunk, seduced, and pregnant by
the end?
Question #7
What is the most
aggressive dog you ever trained on the show? Or how
about in real life? Was in that one Korean Jindo named "Jonbee?"
Or wait...you don't train dogs, you train people...so I
guess the real answer to this is a certain obese,
bearded, and un-neutered former 1993 Philadelphia
Phillies All-Star. Am I correct?
Question #8
Okay, last question. Have
you ever rehabilitated a dog with a drinking problem? If
so, was it one of John Kruk's intoxicated Rottweilers?...
I just want to thank John
Kruk and Cesar Millan for bein' real sports about this
post. And always remember ~~ exercise, discipline, and
affection. ~~ <===in that order.
"No way Cesar...It goes
more like Rottweilers, cheap kegs, and more Rottweilers.
<===in THAT order." - John Kruk
Tuesday April 29 2008 12:39 PM All I remember is
waking up after having this dream where I had to go to the bathroom really
bad, then when I awoke I looked over at one of my dogs and said, "Good thing
I just woke up so I can go to the bathroom instead of wetting the bed." Then
my dog replied, "That wasn't a dream. You dreamt you were going to the
bathroom then you preceded to really wet the bed kiddo. By the way, I'm a
talkin' dog!!"
The boy who cried wolf
hybrid...
The boy
who cried Pit bull...
The boy who cried
wolf...as he lost his virginity...
The boy who cried
wolf...then was saved by a different wolf...
The boy who looked like
Ethan Hawke who cried White Fang...
Now that's funny!!
Chew it on it Granny.
Mmmm...Taste good, don't
it?...
Go on, have some
more...Stupid!! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
F*ckin' bitch...
Remember that show on
Nickelodeon called "Doug?"
With Roger Clotz, "The
Beets", and we must not forget about the infamous Skunky
Beaumont...
Anyway...
"I need more allowance
Yo-da-ley-hee-hoo!...Whyyy?!? Because I dooo!!!!"<===I've
had this song stuck in my head for about a month now.
"Hey Funny." - Roger
Clotz
Tuesday April 29 2008 9:04 AM I had another dream last night about
former NYC Community College fullback Rick "Buffalo" Jenkins, in which he
throws a football at me from the other side of campus then everyone in the
world precedes to laugh. That's when Buffalo says, "I got you dude, I got
you!!"
By the way, vote in the two
new polls, then when you're done with that take the time
to notice that this website has a new logo. Every
graphic on this website was now created entirely by
muwah...
Thursday April 24 2008 6:25 PM Cesar Millan (Dog Whisperer) should write a
book titled, "How to Rehabilitate a Pit Bull That Was Used for Dog
Fighting."
You read it here first kids...
I just saw a story on the
news about two kids who had two Pit bulls fight each
other and a crowd of fifty other kids gathered to watch
the dog fight. The two kids got arrested and the two Pit
bulls got taken to animal control. My guess is those
dogs' chances of being adopted by a loving family now
are slim to none. They even showed the two Pit bulls at
Animal Control after the dog fight where they were both
shivering. It was so sad. Life ain't easy when you're a
Pit bull...
By the
way, we all know that Cesar Millan's Pit bull named
"Daddy" is the real star of the The Dog Whisperer these
days.
Just kiddin'...
Young Shepherd falls asleep while
reading a good book...
And here is Young Shepherd's 1st
grade picture : )
By the way...
Roses are red,
Violets are violet,
Sugar is sexyyyyyy,
And so is Jessica : )
Tuesday
April 15 2008 3:21 PM
I just had to leave my sister's house because I had to take a sh*t so bad.
What? I can't help it when people make their coffee stronger than Bret "The
Hitman" Hart!!
The band Blink 182 might
refer to me as "Dysentery Gary."
When I was 16 years young, I
had a dream of joining the band Blink 182. Approximately
two months from now I will be 23 years young, and I no
longer have that dream, however...
I still act like I'm in
freshman year!! What the hell is wrong with me?!? No one
likes you when you're 23!! What's my age again?!? What's
my age again?!?
Cha cha cha...
Where's my dog cuz mental
illness is such a drag...
Sunday April 6 2008 11:35 PM Mania made
me seduce God.
And if you don't watch out
I'll seduce you too Santa Claus...
I'm gonna train one of my
dogs to do updates on this website so I don't have to.
Mine suck.
I need that golden
retriever from the movie Watchers. He was a computer
wiz. Not that big wookie though. He'd probably eat my
eyes.
Thursday April 3 2008 10:09 PM Is
schizotypal in the personality disorders spectrum or schizophrenia spectrum?
Ug...All I know is I am sick of feeling guilt and shame for thinking magical
thoughts.
Get it? "Ug" aka
the camp counselor on the old Nickelodeon TV show Salute Your Shorts is my
therapist!!
Should I feel shame for
thinking that? No way Jorge!! 'Cause we all know "Dr.
Con" was the guy behind the guy, aka the real camp
counselor!!
By the
way, the guy who played "Ug" directs porno now and then
beats off to the tapes, similar to that one Papa Smurf
quote from Donnie Darko.
Who honestly saw that one
comin'?
Probably Donnie. He just
saw things coming like that.
Tuesday April 1 2008 4:40 PM Words just sound funnier when you
insert the word "chubby" before them...
Chubby good
Chubby two
Chubby three
Chubby angry Doberman
Chubby fat-*ss
Chubby fat-*ss Grandma Gertrude
Tom Cruise can't handle the chubby truth!!
Diagnosis: Chubby schizophrenia
Webmaster of ZacharyOdette.com = Chubby website guy
Chubby two + chubby three - two-chubby-thirds
Chubby turkey Vs. Chubby June bug
Turbo chubby rollerblader
I'm off to Chubby Rehab
Chubbity-Chubbery-Chubby-Chub
Big chubby bird on Sesame
Street
The chubby early bird
always catches a nice chubby worm
Chubby Uncle John Kruk
Chubby psychology class
taught by a chubby Mary Poppins
Chubby Stegosaurus with
his new chubby bad haircut
Chubby wookie-potamus
Winnie the Pooh's fat cousin
Chubby Tony the Pooh
About one out of one-hundred people develop schizophrenia.
ZacharyOdette.com
Name:Zachary Adam Odette Birthdate:06-06-1985 Location:Swartz Creek, Michigan USA Diagnosis: schizoaffective Medications Taken Daily: 40mg of
Abilify at night, 300mg of Wellbutrin in the morning, 600mg of Trileptal at
night, 50mg of Revia at night Complementary Therapies: talk-therapy
once every two weeks, 4g of omega-3 EPA fish oils taken daily, 1000 I.U. vitamin E taken daily,
1000mg of VItamin C taken daily, Mega Men Sport multi-vitamins taken daily,
Magma Plus Green Foods supplement taken daily, animal-assisted therapy (dogs), go running and
exercise daily,
taking two classes at local college, no street drugs taken since year 2005, and
I'm tryin' to give up cheap booze...
