Complementary therapies I take in addition to my
medication:
GNC Triple
Strength Fish Oil
$19.99
Serving Size: 1 Softgel Servings Per Container: 60
Calories: 15 Total Fat: 1.5g
EPA: 647mg DHA: 253mg
GNC Mega Men Sport Multi-Vitamins
(Bonus Size)
$34.99
Other Cool Stuff:
Tablet/Pill Splitter
$5.99
GoFit Yoga Mat
$24.99
Homedics LCD Digital Scale $39.99
Attention:
This
website is probably more suitable for people whom are 18
years of age or older. I use vulgarity from time to time,
and I sometimes talk about things that are generally
inappropriate. Sorry you 1st graders. Beat it.
Tuesday
October 30 2007 10:18 PM
I love animals, but please test antipsychotics on them before you test them
on me. That's right, I said it. I'll still take antipsychotics though, just
after the animals try 'em. I'll explain...
Does anyone have a problem with
humans testing antipsychotic drugs on animals? Personally, I
don't. I love dogs as you all know, and I know Seroquel gave
beagles catarax during testing er something, but I guess I
just think I don't mind humans testing antipsychotics on
animals before humans for precautionary reasons. Maybe
one day I will give up eating bacon, beef, fish, and
chicken, but not so fast Lee Corso. I mean, chickens can live for
months without a head somehow, as long as you feed them with
a straw er something so me Ma always told me it's okay to
eat them as well as fish (I'm sure you've all heard at some
point that "they have no feelings") but not pigs and cows. Ha. Seriously. And
me Ma still needs a Caravan...
Tuesday
October 30 2007 1:53 AM
Sometimes when it's almost 2 in the mornin' ya gotta shave your beard out of
boredom only to find out it makes your face look younger and chubbier.
Before...
After...
Now the only
thing left to say today is...
AIf I don't see ya
tomorrow, Happy Halloween!!
Sunday October 28 2007 11:45 PM
Today is Shawnee's birthday and approximately Hector's birthday too (we kind
of guessed on Hec's birthday with the help from the Humane Society where we
got him).
Shawnee it's your birthday,
Happy birthday Shawnee.
Hector it's your birthday,
Happy birthday Hector.
Tuesday October 23 2007 12:28 AM
My dog Shawnee...the next therapy dog?
Well, I went to dog obedience
class tonight, which was fun and educational as always : ),
and I talked to my friend/obedience trainer Lois a.k.a. Auntie Dobe
R. Mann about one of my dogs or possibly two becoming
therapy dogs so I can take them into psychiatric wards and
cheer people up and stuff. I thought Shawnee (my German
Shepherd/Border Collie mix) and Tatum (my Yellow Lab/Shar
Pei mix er somethin') rather than Hector (my beagle) would
be better candidates for this because the girls in my pack
our quicker learners with a little more spunk than ole
chubby stubborn fat beagle Hector, even though the weird thing is that Hector
actually has better social skills than Shawnee and Tatum.
Hector has never shown aggression once...no teeth, no
growling, no biting, no lip curling, no funny eye contact, nothin', whereas
Tatum and Shawnee show aggression towards other dogs .1% of
the time. Lois said though that both Tatum and Shawnee would make
great candidates for therapy dogs with possibly Shawnee
being the better candidate on account of Tatum's shyness.
That makes me a little sad just because Tatum is so damn
responsive and devoted to me, which is really cool, it's
just that around some strangers she is a shy for some reason
which makes me wonder if Tatum's gets her anxiety from me.
Also, if a dog is a therapy dog, I guess you want it to be
really anxiety-free around strangers so that they can pet
the dog and stuff without the dog trying to move away. Oh well, Shawnee might make a
good therapy dog, and I'd like that. Even if she is a German Shepherd
mix, who's to say they are an "aggressive breed?" Just look
at this friendly alien-eyed gal...
Shawnee is never
aggressive, she is just high-energy. And by that I'm not
saying, "My dog bites people because she is bored and
high-energy." That is
me saying, "My dog never bites people, but unfortunately she
will occasionally run around a lot at full-speed and for a
60 lb.+ German Shepherd mix sadly this can knock over a
child." One thing
that's kind of funny though, even though Shawnee is a German
Shepherd/Border Collie mix, she looks just like a smaller
version of a German Shepherd and thus a German Shepherd
puppy, and therefore everyone who sees her wants to pet her,
which is fine with me. I actually enjoy that, because it
gives me a reason to talk to people as well as something to
talk about. Hehe...that makes me glad Shawnee got all of her
Dad's looks (the German Shepherd), but her Mom's size (the
Border Collie). When I found out I was getting Shawnee I
first heard I was getting a purebred Border Collie which I
loved hearing, then I later found out she is part German Shepherd which
disappointed me a little, but now I am happy about it after
discovering what a great dog she is. I must admit the first
6 months of owning Shawnee I did almost fall into both the
"Border Collie trap" as well as the "puppy trap." I just
want to point this out so people who read all of my dog
posts aren't inspired to go buy a dog or three without any
knowledge of dogs like I kind of did. First, the puppy trap
is adopting a puppy then realizing how much work they are
shortly after so then getting rid of it. Second, the Border
Collie trap is adopting a Border Collie specifically because
they are the smartest of all dogs completely underestimating
their herding instincts and puppy-like lifelong high-energy
level and then later getting rid of it. A couple times even
I must sadly admit I wanted to get rid of Shawnee. Three
8-week training classes and a lot of love and education
later, there is no way in hell we would ever get rid of
Shawnee. She may have the potential to be my greatest dog
yet. Wow, this dog post is getting lengthy. Next trick
on the agenda for Shawnee, get her to pick something up and
hold it in her mouth. Well, possibly. If we're lucky.
Tuesday October 16
2007 8:18 PM
Ya gotta love ANIMAL WARS!!!...
ANIMAL WARS PART 2 OR PART 3
(can't remember which)
Gandhi Vs. a drunk and angry
Jimmy Dugan from A League of Their Own
Santa Claus Vs. Socrates
Chuck-E-Cheese Mascot Vs.
former NCAA basketball coach Mike Jarvis
The Dog Whisperer a.k.a.
Cesar Millan Vs. David Blaine
The Ghostbusters Vs. A
Hippopotamus which clearly can't fit in some little
ghost-trapping contraption
Former Jeopardy Champion Ken
Jennings Vs. schizophrenic Nobel Prize winner John Nash in
the game of Risk
A Frustrated and Cursing Professional Poker Player
Phil Hellmuth Vs. A Royal Flush
Ten pit bulls Vs. a grizzly
bear
The 1996 Kentucky basketball
Wildcats Vs. The 2007 Florida basketball Gators
The starting five on the
winning team of the previous game Vs. Michael Jordan playing
with one hand tied behind his back
Five hungry great white
sharks Vs. Five horny bottle nose dolphins
ANIMAL WARS...
Friday October 12
2007
The Dog Whisperer is the greatest show ever. Hail Cesar!!
And sorry the site was down for so long!!...
I remember a couple months ago
on Nat Geo (National Geographic Channel a.k.a. the best
channel ever) there was a week where they counted down the
top voted Dog Whisperer episodes, and you know what was
voted the all-time #1 Dog Whisperer episode?? None other
than the episode where a woman with panic disorder trains
one of her dogs to be her service dog. Rock on!! It
just may show that there is such a thing as animal therapy,
and it also goes to show that there may be such a thing as
animal therapy thanks to Caesar Milan. Speaking of Dog
Whisperer's, there is one at the PetSmart here in Flint, MI
and her name is Lois. I know I don't have many friends in
this game of life, but I really like Lois. I think it's so
cool how her Doberman Pinscher named "Star" can seriously do
almost anything Lois sets her mind to. I also find it
fascinating that Lois can walk eleven Doberman Pinschers at
once. And on top of that, I feel so cool when Lois asks me
for advice on web pages. It's like, "Wow...I should be
asking you for advice on how to turn one of my dogs into one
of your Doberman's." And you've got to really respect a dog
trainer because they could probably go on for hours on what
you're doing wrong with your dog, but they just kindly focus
on the simple mistakes that your making with your pooch. And
you know what else is coo?? My neighbors/friends Heather and
Patrick are having a baby (whom they've found out will be a
boy), and they are contemplating naming the child "Zachary." Ha. Awesome!! I don't know if that would partially be
naming the child after their neighbor (muwah) or because
they really like the name, but I really hope they name
the child Zachary. That would just be cool I
think. Another name they've thrown out there is "Aidan" (as
well as other names), a name I probably like more than
Zachary. But ya never know, maybe the baby will be named,
"Zachary Aidan Shaw" (Shaw being Heather's and Patrick's
last name). Rings a bell somewhat, don't it? Well, maybe..."Zachary Adam Odette"..."Zachary Aidan Shaw"...?? Well,
maybe. Anyway, I hope there baby grows up to be just like
them. They seem like great people.
Wednesday October
10 2007 11:49 PM
If I ever had a visual hallucination of the devil I would just commit
suicide, and if I got sent to hell after death, then well, I would just
commit suicide there too and see where it takes me...hopefully to the hot
porn star below!!
And sorry the site was down for so long!
No one likes a quitter Zachary.
Haha. Well F*#% you! Just kidding.
I'd never kill myself. I'm just
too dog-gone happy. Literally. I just may be becoming
happier in the game of life partially thanks to animal
therapy. Well, I should say I'm happier thanks to "dog
therapy" and not "animal therapy" because no other animals
are involved. Just dogs. For example, dogs rule and cats suck.
And lemme tell ya why...If your pet cat were twice the size
of you, it would hunt you and eat you. With
dogs, that isn't the case. If my dogs were twice the size of
me I would still be part of the pack 'cause we're cool like
that. Also, dog is man's best friend while cat is
anti-social.
Would you legally change your first name to "Bubba 90" to
have sex with this woman who happens to be a porn star named
Celeste Star as many times as you wanted for one month?...
Hell yea!! Bubba 90 Odette in the house!!
I got "Bubba 90" from a license plate to be honest : )
Haha.
Sunday
October 7 2007 12:57 AM
Tatum and Shawnee eat Wellness Core dog food. Hector remains on Blue Buffalo
brand.
And oh yea, sorry the site was down for so long!
I probably don't know much about
dog food. In fact, I'm probably the last person who should
give advice on what dog food a dog should eat. Haha...<===altered
Homer Simpson line sorta. Anyway, I do know that if the
general public of dog owners is anything like me, they are
under the assumption that if they feed their dogs a certain
type of dog food then their dog will become like Lassie or
Rin Tin Tin and may later go own to save their owner's life
simply on account of eating the incredible dog food they
feed them. Yea, I'm pretty stupid that way. But that is why
I have studied dog foods recently by reading dog food
magazines and asking friends whom are dog owners and also
even dog trainers for dog food brand feeding advice lately.
According to a friend of mine whom is also a dog trainer at
PetSmart, Blue Buffalo brand is one of the better brands of
dog food that PetSmart has to offer. That is the brand she
feeds all of her Dobermans except for one which is fed some
really, really expensive brand called Honest Kitchen er
something. My friend/thee trainer also said Nutro Ultra is a
good dog food brand which PetSmart sells if I remember
correctly. Of other brands she said are pretty good (which
unfortunately aren't sold at PetSmart) are Innova,
California Natural, Wellness, and Solid Gold (which is
actually sold at Petco and probably other places, yet not
PetSmart where she works) just to name a few. I don't care
how expensive dog food is, to some reasonable extent of
course, I just want my dogs to live as long as possible.
This is why I taught one of my three dogs to run on the
treadmill, after watching Dog Whisperer perform this stunt
with dogs repeatedly. Go Shawnee go!!....
In fact, recently a
hallucination refrained from harassing me after suddenly
witnessing my dog on a treadmill and remarked, "Wow. That
little dog can haul ass!!" Ever since then, the hallucination
and I (whom I nicknamed "The Rick" after an old ESPN
commercial character) have been best friends : )
Just kidding.
Blah. I don't know what I'm talking about now. Too much
Mackinac Island Fudge coffee at too late an hour. Any whom,
that is all probably stupid, so here is something you all
might actually like seeing...more pictures of my dogs!
Here is just a
picture of Shawnee trying to play with Tatum with Tatum
seeming uninterested.
Here is my
chubby uncle beagle Hector sleeping on my bed. This is what
happens when your bed is a dumb yoga-like mattress which
remains on the ground...You find your old chubby beagle
sleeping on it every time he gets the chance!
This is a funny
picture from a couple months back when the weather was
warmer, and my neighbors and their dog (Shawnee's best
friend "Tootsie" a.k.a. Young Labrador) would jump in their
little swimming pools together. In this particular photo it
appears Shawnee and Tootsie are having a contest to see who
can drink all of the water in their pool first.
Okay, I am gonna
end this post now since I must watch the Dog Whisperer where
in an episode Caesar teaches a dog to make pancakes while
doing its owner's taxes pending the dog's owner establishing
calm assertiveness.
Monday October 1
2007 4:15 AM I like music, but music doesn't like
me. Cha cha cha.
If you steal that line from me
then you're mentally ill. Just kidding. It's yours. Blah. I
don't know what I'm talking about.
Sorry, Chester Cheetah, er whatever his name is, is gone for
now for table width purposes. I know I'm going to die a
virgin because of this post. Blah.
About one out of one-hundred people develop schizophrenia.
ZacharyOdette.com
Name:Zachary Adam Odette Birthdate:06-06-1985 Location:Swartz Creek, Michigan USA Diagnosis: schizoaffective Medications Taken Daily: 40mg of
Abilify at night, 300mg of Wellbutrin in the morning, 600mg of Trileptal at
night, 50mg of Revia at night Complementary Therapies: talk-therapy
once every two weeks, 4g of omega-3 EPA fish oils taken daily, 1000 I.U. vitamin E taken daily,
1000mg of VItamin C taken daily, Mega Men Sport multi-vitamins taken daily,
Magma Plus Green Foods supplement taken daily, animal-assisted therapy (dogs), go running and
exercise daily,
taking two classes at local college, no street drugs taken since year 2005, and
I'm tryin' to give up cheap booze...
