Complementary therapies I take in addition to my
medication:
GNC Triple
Strength Fish Oil
$19.99
Serving Size: 1 Softgel Servings Per Container: 60
Calories: 15 Total Fat: 1.5g
EPA: 647mg DHA: 253mg
GNC Mega Men Sport Multi-Vitamins
(Bonus Size)
$34.99
Other Cool Stuff:
Tablet/Pill Splitter
$5.99
GoFit Yoga Mat
$24.99
Homedics LCD Digital Scale $39.99
Attention:
This
website is probably more suitable for people whom are 18
years of age or older. I use vulgarity from time to time,
and I sometimes talk about things that are generally
inappropriate. Sorry you 1st graders. Beat it.
Saturday June, 30 2007
9:31 PM Does being labeled a Chubby Goose for your entire life mean the end of
the world? Of course not...
Sometimes you just gotta
randomly tell someone that they look like a chubby goose
then build on it for the rest of their life...
Day 1.) Chubby Goose
Day 2.) Fat Goose
Day 3.) Le Jumbo Goose
Day 4.) Too Fat to Fly
Day 5.) The Ugly Gosling
Day 6.) Kentucky Fried Goose
Day 7.) Thanksgiving Special
Day 8.) God Damn, That's a Big Fat Goose
Day 9.) Half-Man Half-Goose Whom is Filled With Half
and Half
Day 10.) F*ckin' Chubby F*cker Whom F*cks His Chub When the
Flock Ain't Lookin'
By Day 10, that son of a gun will be such a fat, aggressive
goose that he'll be shoveling' cheese and quackers down his
god damn throat 24/7.
Seriously, I'm not really a mean person, I just have
something against extremely overweight geese. It's kind like
how I have a serious problem with people who claim they
know five different people whom are ambidextrous.
Thursday June, 28 2007
12:37 PM Indianapolis Colts Dallas Clark humor
When you go to a restaurant and
order a burger that is a half pound or heavier, you aren't
eating a burger, you are wrestling a cow my friend. - an
imaginary quote from Indianapolis Colts tight end Dallas
Clark
Wait, that isn't what I meant to say. Okay, here's a true
story though. One time, I went into Jumbo Video and there
was this guy there who looked exactly like Indianapolis
Colts tight end Dallas Clark. And the best part about the
story is that the guy who looked exactly like Dallas Clark,
whom I'd like to think was actually the real Dallas Clark,
was wearing a Peyton Manning jersey! Oh, thee irony I tell
you! It makes me wonder if the real Dallas Clark's biggest
fan is none other than teammate Peyton Manning, and that in
every huddle ole Dallas asks Peyton for his autograph.
A typical Indianapolis
Colts playoff huddle...
Dallas Clark: Sign right here on my nipple Mr.
Manning. This is how we did it at Iowa... Peyton Manning: God dammit, fine. This is your
last autograph Dallas. Now for the last time, on this next
play I throw the ball and you catch it, got it? Dallas Clark: Sure thing Mr. Manning. By the
way, after the game let's go to Jumbo Video to rent pornos.
It makes me wonder if Dallas Clark has the exact same
personality as Rube from the movie Major League II. Also, if
Peyton Manning didn't have a sharpie for Dallas's autograph,
he can always borrow one from T.O. (insert the laugh of
Muttley the Dog here).
"Wouldn't it be funny if the Indianapolis Colts changed
their name to the Indianapolis Bolts then formed a wicked
rivalry with the San Diego Chargers." -
another imaginary quote from none other than Indianapolis
Colts tight end Dallas Clark.
Tuesday June, 26 2007
12:53 PM Sergeant claims Soldier is a
smart-aleck.
Another hour in the life of "Young Shepherd."
Sergeant: How do
you expect to go into combat with only one boot soldier?!? Soldier: It's a combat boot sir!
Now time for another day in
the life of "Young Shepherd."
It's morning time and Young Shepherd awakes and comes out
from under the computer table in Zachary's bedroom. It's
time to play Young Shepherd.
Even Chubby Uncle
Beagle decides to come outside with Young Shepherd, Yellow
Lab Mix, and Pack Leader Zachary today.
As Zachary heads outside with his dogs, next-door
neighbor/friend Heather and her dog, "Young Labrador" (real
name "Tootsie") are outside enjoying the beautiful day as
well. A play session is then held in the two neighboring
yards among the four dogs.
Young Labrador shows off her breed profile by going for a
swim in the cool water on the hot day.
Not to be outdone, Young Shepherd shows off that she too is
quite the swimmer as the two young pups appear to have some
sort of contest to see who can stick their face in the water
first.
After the dip in their pools, Young Shepherd and Young
Labrador display that they are the best of friends and are
the only two dogs of the four whom have the high energy
level and desire to play a good ole fashion game of fetch.
After a half hour of play time, Young Shepherd finally needs
a break so she decides to lie down in the shade for a
moment. Then it is decided that the play session is over and
everyone will go inside to rest.
But before Young Shepherd lies down to rest, she must enjoy
her breakfast of Blue Buffalo brand salmon and sweet potato
based dog food. After meal time, the hour is over...
Sunday June, 24 2007
6:52 PM An hour in the life of "Young Shepherd."
Young
Shepherd awakes and finds out it's time to go outside..
She runs in the yard with her best friend, Tatum. Young
Shepherd even tries to herd her best friend from time to
time. Leashes remain on the dogs during their play sessions
in case they desire to chase another animal and pack leader
Zachary must intervene by grabbing their leashes to bring
them back to the house.
Young Shepherd is entertained by her tennis ball in a daily
game of fetch.
Young Shepherd cools down in her $8 swimming pool while
friend Tatum enjoys a quick, refreshing drink.
Young Shepherd thoroughly enjoys her dip in the pool,
meanwhile, a halo appears around Young Shepherd.
After the outdoor play session, Chubby Hector, who did not
partake, is found cooling off in the basement by his
lonesome.
Sunday June, 24 2007
12:27 PM That's the son of a bitch who stole my daughter's virginity!
No sir, that's just our team mascot, "The Chicken."
F*ck that sh*t! I'd recognize that son of a b*tch anywhere!
San Diego Chicken's
things to do today:
1. Steal a young girl's
virginity.
2. Celebrate stealing that girl's virginity by doing the
funky chicken.
3. Go to work and route for the Padres.
4. Come home and get crunked.
5. Jerk off. <===Oh god. I went there. I'm so sorry.
Sunday June, 24 2007
1:14 AM Me being non-serious, as always.
Now time to face reality -- crickets have rickets!
"C'mon, c'mon,
c'mon, now touch me baby." - Something I wish crickets would
really sing.
My sister and
nephews and niece brought home two cats from the Humane
Society today. My nephews named them Sheena and Delilah.
Others names considered were Blackie, Peppermint, Shark,
Dragon, T-Rex, Meatball, etc. One of my nephews, Amari,
already got scratched by Delilah when he picked her up
somewhat aggressively. Hopefully little Amari doesn't get
cat scratch fever, and or even the dreaded schizophrenia.
Yes, in case you've never heard, there is theory about some
sort of virus carried by cats that causes schizophrenia in
humans. Although, I must point out that there isn't really
too much to support this theory as there is no proven theory
about what causes schizophrenia. Not to mention, it almost
sounds preposterous in my non-expert opinion. Anyway, this
all may support the Homeward Bound Incredible Journey Theory
which is "Dogs rule and cats drool." I talk about dogs a
lot. If you ever get a chance to watch the South Park
episode starring the Dog Whisperer (who doesn't actually do
his own voice), watch it! "For this next experiment, I've
ordered some Kentucky Fried Chicken." Haha...
"No chicken, tsst!"
Wednesday
June, 20 2007 10:46 AM He's not an ugly yeller dog, he's a pertty yeller dog.
Sorry I haven't
updated in so long. I guess I haven't had too much to write
about. However, I have still been working on this site by
making it more easily viewable in different browser
resolutions (thanks Stand!). Anyway, I can't wait until I'm
cured from mental illness and I live on a farm with a bunch
of dogs. I am going to have like ten of them, I swear. Well,
maybe not that many. But if I have unlimited time, money,
and affection, and later become like the Dog Whisperer
somehow, then I will get several dogs to live with. I will
give all of them human names too. Here are some names I
thought of for them...
Ezra
Channing
Harold
Lorelei
Del
Zeke
Ajay
Jonas
Ariel
Carnell
Rasheed
Ronnie
Ronna
Nina
Penny
Clayton
Vic
Jalen
Connor
As you can probably tell, I have spent a decent amount of
time thinking of names for future dogs I may get. Anyway, so
far my favorite breed of dog is Labrador Retrievers with
Beagles & Border Collies coming in a close second.
The pack
from left to right: Tatum (age 4), Hector (age 5), and Shawnee (age 7 months)
Tuesday
June, 12 2007 7:22 PM Probably a boring post.
I read my most recent post,
again, the one that isn't this one, and I feel kind of bad
about writing it. I don't think I am going to take it down
though 'cause I don't feel that bad! First things first
though, I am changing the title of this website to "ZacharyOdette.com
- Online and fighting mental illness since January 2005"
from "ZacharyOdette.com - I'm mentally ill", which means I
am actually going back to the old title, just revised. Any
whom, the reason I am changing it is because if the titles
states, "I'm mentally ill" then I am under the impression
that some people might read it and think I am being cocky
about my mental illness, er something. They might think
something ridiculous like, "Damn mentally ill people all
think they're gifted! Just read the title of this website!"
or "Ha! He's not mentally ill! There's no such f*ckin'
thing!" Anyway though, I am changing it to something more
serious and (insert good word here). Everyone loves a good
word every now and then. Especially if it's the word --
bird. Blah. Nevermind. But yes, I am changing the title of
this website to something which is hopefully better, more
educational, more meaningful, and yada yada yada.
Wednesday,
June 6 2007 4:02 AM Happy birthday to me!
Hey there
little-Miss-new-in-town. I'm now more than an adult, I
guess.
Yes, as of midnight I am 22 years young. Booyah. Happy
birthday to me, happy birthday to me, and all that hip-hop
says the groovy cricket with the violin.
I started this website in January 2005 and it's still going
strong surprisingly. The website didn't turn humorous until
October 2005 though when I added a blog portion where I
started talking about things like how I masturbate and
stuff. Though I must say that sometimes I feel bad about
writing things like that on this website because I feel like
I am representing every single person who is mentally ill
every time I say something such as, "I masturbated
yesterday." Hopefully I'm not. We're all different. Some
mentally ill people probably don't tell a soul if they
masturbate and some mentally ill people probably do it out
in public. I guess I can't blame them though if they saw
someone like this walkin' around...
Yowsers and Holy
guacamole. Seriously my friends. If I saw this woman in
public I would obviously flee the scene then go beat off in
my car then drive home and beat off again. I'm sorry readers
but for crying out loud. Geez. She is the hottest woman I
have ever laid eyes on. This is some actress named Jessica
Biel by the way. She may even be hotter than Jessica Alba.
Alrighty, Jessica Biel has officially entered thee hottest
woman of 2007 debate. I need a girlfriend.
Blah. I'm so frustrated. I must think about something
else...
Hmmm...Ashley
Judd...
She either A.) Routes for the guy with the headband, or B.)
Knows what musician every Wildcat player listens to before
the game, but can't realize that Kentucky loses games from
time to time.
I'm not trying to be sexist, but c'mon. It's Ashley Judd. I
mean, Matthew McConaughey is bad too. They should just
co-star in a movie where they are forced to coach a co-ed
team together. That would just be darling. Grrr...I hate
most things. Too angry over nonsense right now.
C'mon Zachariah, it's ya birthday! Cheer up Charlie!
I'm going out to eat at a roadhouse tomorrow and I'm going
to order 2 jumbo, funky-looking long island iced teas. Then
come June 7th or 8th, I'll start the antabuse again.
I'm going to make another post again later today after I
take a nap because I hope to be drinkin' all afternoon baby.
Tuesday, June 5 2007 8:12 PM The Biggest Loser -- "Scientologists."
The Biggest
Loser "Scientologists"...meet your trainers...Kirstie and
Tom.
If anyone knows how to lose
weight and become fit, it's these two. Meanwhile, why
haven't Kendall Gill and Johnnie Morton boxed each other
yet? Why? That's what everyone in America wants to see! A
retired basketball player VS. a retired football player!
C'mon! I'd take Kendall Gill in a close one personally. He's
taller and thus has a longer reach. Also, Johnnie Morton
just got his ass beat this past weekend. They both probably
suck at boxing, but it would still be great entertainment. I
mean, everyone wanted to see the Fridge fight Manute Bol and
it finally happened. Haha. I'm still not sure how Manute Bol
won that fight, even if the Fridge does in fact weigh 500
lbs. Another good fight to see would be a tough hockey
player Vs. a tough football player, just to shut up all of
those hockey fans that claim hockey players are the toughest
of all athletes. Sure, someone like Scott Stevens is a
truckasaurus, but how would he do in a fight against someone
like Simeon Rice? Rice would destroy Stevens. Simeon would
rip off his gloves with his teeth then just storm after poor
Scott Stevens. You be the
judge...
"The cool uncle" Scott Stevens
"For dinner you'll be having the" Simeon Rice
The football player would maul
the hockey player! Okay, I must think of a better one. One
that is more two-sided. Alright, how about this? -- Shawn
Merriman (a pissed off San Diego sack specialist) Vs. Oscar
De La Hoya (an actual boxer). I think that would be an
intriguing match-up. Seriously. Keep in mind, I'm talking
about a real boxing match, not just a no holds barred brawl
er anything like that. Believe it or not, I'd probably take
De La Hoya, because I think Merriman would enter the fight
without any strategy. It would probably be a re-enactment of
Rocky Vs. Mr. T, the second fight (the one in which Rocky
won). You be the judge...
Oscar "The actual boxer" De La Hoya
Shawn "I ain't tellin' if I'm still on the juice"
Merriman
This is what Tom Cruise looks
like when he passes a kidney stone in public as a result of
ODing on Vitamin C. I gotta give it to Tom though, he plays
it off like a major dude...
The movie titled Knocked Up is hilarious, but they seriously
stole my invented term "shoe bomb" which I invented as a
junior in high school. "What does it mean then?" It's when
you are doing a girl doggy style then you kick her away from
you with your foot right before you climax and then you let
it flow like gogurt up in that piece. If anyone tells you
otherwise, they are lying. Why? 'Cause I invented the term.
Sorry if telling you that disgusted you and ruined your day.
It had to be said though as I want to claim credit for a
term I rightfully invented.
Sunday,
June 3 2007 9:52 PM
Gangster dog training?
Anyway, there were a bunch of things I wanted to talk about
today...Hmm...ah, now I remember. Gangster dog training =
"Sit or ya dead. Ya here me? Sit or ya dead!!"
Saturday,
June 2 2007 9:33 PM Weight loss plan begins...
Date:
6-2-07
Weight: Approximately 215 lbs.
"I'm off to the beach everyone."
Friday,
June 1 2007 3:58 AM Haven't drank in a while.
I plan to lose weight.
I just realized something...I
just went 17 straight days without consuming alcohol. That's
a record for me. Really, that's a record. I started drinking
when I was 14 years young (when I entered high school of
course) and I honestly don't think I have ever had a gap
this long between days where I didn't consume alcohol.
That's probably not good. Anyway, the reason I stopped
drinking for a while is because:
1.) It's obviously not good for the brain
2.) I wanted to lose weight
3.) I wanted to save money
I accomplished saving money, but I don't feel that much
better mentally and I didn't really lose that much weight.
That doesn't mean this whole thing was a disappointment and
that I'm going to drink tomorrow, because I'm not. I'm gonna
wait until my birthday to do that ya chubby goose. My
birthday is June 6th by the way, and I will be turning 22
years old.
One of my old psychologists told me that approximately 40%
of people with bipolar disorder are alcoholics. The first
thing I wondered when he told me that is, how many bipolar
people are there whom are never introduced to alcohol in the
first place? Do you know what I mean? For example, if 40% of
bipolar are addicted to alcohol then what percentage of
people with bipolar disorder never even try a taste of
alcohol and thus never potentially become an alcoholic? 1%?
2%? Blah. Who cares...
As I mentioned above, I am trying to lose weight. The other
day I weighed in at 215 lbs. My goal is to get down to about
150 lbs. as a way to inspire other mentally ill people to do
the same. I obviously can do it because I'm the man. Eat
less, eat healthier, exercise <===all it takes. It'll be a
piece of cake. Mmmmm...cake.
Okay, I'm done.
About one out of one-hundred people develop schizophrenia.
ZacharyOdette.com
Name:Zachary Adam Odette Birthdate:06-06-1985 Location:Swartz Creek, Michigan USA Diagnosis: schizoaffective Medications Taken Daily: 40mg of
Abilify at night, 300mg of Wellbutrin in the morning, 600mg of Trileptal at
night, 50mg of Revia at night Complementary Therapies: talk-therapy
once every two weeks, 4g of omega-3 EPA fish oils taken daily, 1000 I.U. vitamin E taken daily,
1000mg of VItamin C taken daily, Mega Men Sport multi-vitamins taken daily,
Magma Plus Green Foods supplement taken daily, animal-assisted therapy (dogs), go running and
exercise daily,
taking two classes at local college, no street drugs taken since year 2005, and
I'm tryin' to give up cheap booze...
