Complementary therapies I take in addition to my
medication:
GNC Triple
Strength Fish Oil
$19.99
Serving Size: 1 Softgel Servings Per Container: 60
Calories: 15 Total Fat: 1.5g
EPA: 647mg DHA: 253mg
GNC Mega Men Sport Multi-Vitamins
(Bonus Size)
$34.99
Other Cool Stuff:
Tablet/Pill Splitter
$5.99
GoFit Yoga Mat
$24.99
Homedics LCD Digital Scale $39.99
Attention:
This
website is probably more suitable for people whom are 18
years of age or older. I use vulgarity from time to time,
and I sometimes talk about things that are generally
inappropriate. Sorry you 1st graders. Beat it.
Friday
February 23, 2007 1:37 PM
Sorry I haven't updated
in so long. My internet wasn't working for quite a few days
because my bro did something to it. Don't worry though, I f*cked
him up good. So don't worry about goin' and f*ckin' up some
redhead for me. Cuz' ya know...I already did it. Not
really, but let's pretend I did though because we're all
crazy here.
I was like, "Yo, you with da red hair! Here comes da
Kaboom-shockolocka!"
Then he was like, "Ah snap, you sonic jabbed my retnas with
a shark attack. I'm so sorry I stole your Shaq-fu video game
bro. Here, take this game instead - it's called NBA Jam. The
Charlotte Hornets kick ass with Grand-ma-ma and Alonzo
Mourning. Trust the redhead."
Then I said, "Zack Attack steps back attack and accepts the
new SNES game attack. It's good. It's all motha-f*ckin'-good..."
I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. Maybe I'm just
excited because I drank 5 cups of coffee earlier. Or maybe
I'm excited because a new episode of Dog Whisperer is on
later. (loser...). Or maybe I'm excited because I have the
whole house to myself for one more day and I am going to get
f*cking annihilated by myself then later call up ****. (I
don't think she wants her name mentioned on this website so
I'm not going to mention it). I'm not sure why she wouldn't
want her name mentioned on this website though. I mean, if I
mentioned her name on here, she could be a big time local
celebrity like me. In fact, I am such a big celebrity around
here that everyone calls me "masta," which is slang for
"master", which is slang for "webmaster." Though I should mention this: "here" = my basement
& "everyone" = my 3 dogs. So I guess that's not really the
same...Anyhow, ya big dumb David the gnomes, I came up with another
ridiculous audio update for you all. Not sure how I come up
with this garbage. I might as well have recorded
myself singing, "Move ya big dumb b*tch, get out the way!" or
something similar to that for 3 minutes. That is how stupid
this is...
I just realized that the new goal of this website is to help
me meet Jenna Jameson. Cause I mean, if I think about it,
all I have to do is cross eyes with her then I'm in. It's
kind of like in some of those foreign countries where if you
cross eyes with another man's wife it means she's yours
now...er something. Or maybe it is, if you cross eyes
with another man's wife then that man has the right to eat
your chickens. Hahaha. "Take my chickens dude, I got your
wife."
Wednesday
February 14, 2007 10:27 AM
ANIMAL WARS...
Shark Moose Vs. Mega Mule
Beethoven Vs. Cujo
Cinnamon Toast Crunch Ant Vs. Lime Goat
Rock-a-doodle-don't Vs. Spittin' Hot Gravy Chicken
Dog Whisperer Vs. Dog in a Bathtub
Hungry Fat Guy Vs. Giant Nacho Hat
Pterodactyl Vs. Dennis Rodman & Bugs Bunny tandem
Zachary Odette Vs. Mental Illness
Big Bad Wolf Vs. Nightmare Trout
Jenna Jameson Vs. Sperm Whale
The Baltimore Ravens defense Vs. Bi-polar Bear
ANIMAL WARS...
Wednesday
February 7, 2007 12:53 PM
An imaginary man named
Scott Brown wants to tell you a story about Scott Brown.
And if you couldn't understand any of that, here ya go...
"Scott Brown's the name, tellin' stories about Scott Brown
is the game. When Scott Brown plays basketball, Scott Brown
likes it when the crowd shouts out loud. It's at that time
when Scott Brown drops in a three-pointer from downtown.
Scott Brown also plays baseball because Scott Brown wounds
batters and drowns them with strikes from the mound. Scott
Brown talks in the third person 'cuz when Scott Brown
entered a spelling bee the word was "Scott Brown", and Scott
Brown said S-C-O-T-T-B-R-O-W-Q?, Scott Brown. But the judge
was a clown, and when Scott Brown spelled Scott Brown it
made the clown frown. Scott Brown preceded to frown just
like the clown. It was at that time, Scott Brown decided to
invent a new word and submit it to the dictionary people.
Scott Brown invented, "Scott Brown: Noun: First name Scott,
last name Brown." Scott Brown must go now. Scott Brown must
put on his crown and gown, then wrestle a bear by bearing
down and using only a flyswatter, a pinball machine, Texas
toast, a net, and oh yea, Scott Brown. But quiet down,
simmer down, and keep it on the low down...Scott Brown."
About one out of one-hundred people develop schizophrenia.
ZacharyOdette.com
Name:Zachary Adam Odette Birthdate:06-06-1985 Location:Swartz Creek, Michigan USA Diagnosis: schizoaffective Medications Taken Daily: 40mg of
Abilify at night, 300mg of Wellbutrin in the morning, 600mg of Trileptal at
night, 50mg of Revia at night Complementary Therapies: talk-therapy
once every two weeks, 4g of omega-3 EPA fish oils taken daily, 1000 I.U. vitamin E taken daily,
1000mg of VItamin C taken daily, Mega Men Sport multi-vitamins taken daily,
Magma Plus Green Foods supplement taken daily, animal-assisted therapy (dogs), go running and
exercise daily,
taking two classes at local college, no street drugs taken since year 2005, and
I'm tryin' to give up cheap booze...
