Complementary therapies I take in addition to my
medication:
GNC Triple
Strength Fish Oil
$19.99
Serving Size: 1 Softgel Servings Per Container: 60
Calories: 15 Total Fat: 1.5g
EPA: 647mg DHA: 253mg
GNC Mega Men Sport Multi-Vitamins
(Bonus Size)
$34.99
Other Cool Stuff:
Tablet/Pill Splitter
$5.99
GoFit Yoga Mat
$24.99
Homedics LCD Digital Scale $39.99
Attention:
This
website is probably more suitable for people whom are 18
years of age or older. I use vulgarity from time to time,
and I sometimes talk about things that are generally
inappropriate. Sorry you 1st graders. Beat it.
Sunday August 26
2007
12:07 AM
Early Final 4 prediction from a guy who watches Homeward Bound: Incredible
Journey every day instead of studying college basketball game film. Then
again, aren't I just like every other fan?
Even though college football
hasn't even started, here is my early season preview of the
2007-2008 college basketball season assuming there aren't
many major injuries or suspensions to the players or coaches
on the teams that I pick to go far in the NCAA tourny : )
Haha..."Injured coach"
Champ: Tennessee Volunteers. They return everybody
except the little people power forward who did nothing.
They've added two great transfer players. They might have
the best player in the country in Chris Loften. And, they
should have defeated Ohio State last year then went on to
lose to Florida in the championship game. But hey, this is
just my opinion.
Rest of the Final 4: Washington State. C'mon,
"they're due," and they actually are pretty good assuming
they run that ole Wisconsin slow pace
offense-defense-whatever-it-is. Okay, I've never actually
seen Washington State play a game, but I know this team has
two players from that US-under-21 team er whatever it is on
their roster plus a large post-player named Bob Cowgill.
Michigan State. But only because I route for them. I
actually think this team is overrated and so is Drew Neitzel.
However, I guess maybe it is possible for this team to make
the final 4 considering it will rotate about 20 4-star
recruits.
Kansas. This team is coming into the season underrated, I
swear. They have to have more talent than anyone in the
country. And just Imagine if they still had David Padgett,
J.R. Giddens, Julian Wright, Roy Williams, and maybe even
Raef LaFrentz...think about Raef...
Other teams with mucho potential: UCLA, Georgetown,
Memphis, Louisville
Overrated: North Carolina.
Underrated: Duke. Believe it or not. And trust me, I
hate Duke as much as you do.
That about sums it up for now. The season is far away though
kids. Now I must write a script for Homeward Bound 3:
Shadow and Chance Gang Up and Attack the Kid from The
Problem Child and Call Him a Little B*tch.
Tuesday August 21
2007
7:15 PM
Meet my dogs, again...
Monday August 20
2007
11:01 PM
What ever happened to those child actors from the movie The Sandlot?
Benny "The Jet"
Rodriguez. Rumor has it Benny discovered hardcore porn then
he gave up baseball and no one ever really heard from him
again.
Scotty Smalls.
Rumor has it Smalls graduated from Harvard Law and was all set
to work for NASA until he too discovered hardcore porn. No
one ever really heard from him either. Geez. What's with
these kids and hardcore porn?
Squints...Squints became a porn star.
Hamilton Porter
a.k.a. Ham. Ham followed in the footsteps of Squints and
became a porn star. You know him as The Great Hambino.
Seriously, this is getting absurd with these little kids and
porn.
Al "Yeah Yeah"
McClennan. Yeah-Yeah tried real hard to become a porn star
but just couldn't break into the scene claiming he didn't
know the right people. Sure Yeah-Yeah. Sure.
Bertram. Bertram
achieved more success than anyone from The Sandlot cast.
First he got caught up in the 60's, but then he got caught
up in porn and became the legendary porn star "Bang-Bang
Bertram." Heroes get remembered, but legends never die
Bertram.
The
Beast/Hercules. Hercules gave up working with child actors
and now only works with porn stars. Coincidentally, he still
works with the cast from The Sandlot. Rumor has it they are
all working together on a naughty sequel titled, "The Beast
Pickles Benny Until Bang-Bang Bertram Intervenes."
That about sums
it up ladies and gentlemen. Oh yea, and I have to mention
that the naughty sequel opens with Benny drinking a 22 oz.
beer at the bar watching previously recorded high-stakes
poker screaming
vulgarity directed towards Phil Hellmuth until he starts a
brawl after he is asked to turn down his voice.
Sunday August 19
2007
7:57 PM
Don't you hate it when you're in the shower and you have an auditory
hallucination of the phone ringing? Haha...
Back by
popular demand...more pictures of my dogs!
I aimed the
camera towards Shawnee/Young Shepherd then she looked at me
and barked and the photo resulted in this...
It's about
time...a picture of Tatum/Friend Yellow Lab Mix. If you've
been following recent posts, you may know that Tatum is very
camera shy. The only reason I got such a good picture of her
here is because I bribed her with a treat, a "chicken
popper" to be exact. Just look at her eyes zoomed in on that
popper...
This picture
looks like it good make a cover to a good birthday card or
something. "My fat beagle wants to congratulate you on
another year of aging you old bastard." It would have to be
worded better than that, but you get the point.
It appears we
have another fan of "chicken poppers"...Either that or these
things just hypnotize dogs of all breeds!
Wednesday August 15
2007
1:20 AM
Help! I need Tom Cruise!
Help! Not just any Tom Cruise!
Perhaps I have been too
complimentary to the drug companies lately. Or perhaps I
haven't been. I do know this, when there is a miracle drug
that allows people to live without symptoms of psychosis (or
it could be without symptoms of autism, substance-abuse,
etc.) it's not going to be created by one of these people
writing books called, "Why and how to stop taking your
psychotropic drugs." Nope. Those people are going to be
looking for new jobs. These miracle drugs are going to be
created by the drug companies, that's who ya silly geese.
And some people may say that the drug companies are only in
it for the money. Well, if that's the case, then let me tell
you that the money is in the cure, so if you want to make
more money than Scrooge McDuck, develop a cure for mental
illness you sexy drug companies you. And I do know this, if
I die of liver failure at age 40 from taking so many damn
psychiatric drugs, all of it would be well worth it as long
as my brain is completely free of mental illness by age 39.
4 real. I doubt most of the mentally ill community comes off
as whiny as me, but c'mon! How can you not want a cure oh so
bad? I want to start doing something good for the mentally
ill community, like starting some sort of way of collecting
money then donating it all towards schizophrenia research.
You know, something like that...We'll see Nick Papageorgio,
we'll see...
Tuesday August 14
2007
12:27 AM
Roooooaaaaaarrrr!!!!! - Chewbacca
Speak for yourself, moron! - That short clip of the talking dog in the
movie Billy Madison. Please tell me at least one of you has seen this.
It seems to me like drug
companies try to help people seeing as how they make
psychiatric meds, which are medications that help people.
And it also seems to me like the ones who are out to make
money are actually the people writing and selling books
which claim that it is the drug companies who are out there
to make money. But hey man, this is just me -- someone whom
may or may not know what he is talking about. Sure, you can
take my advice. Sure, you could. Or, you could quit taking
your meds then find yourself masturbating to internet photos
of Chewbacca again. You'll find yourself back here though.
You might my friend. Like I said, I may or may not know what
I'm talking about. Alright, so maybe drug companies could do
a better job, but couldn't we all? Let's all give Chewbacca
a round of applause for being such a good sport ladies and
gentlemen. After all, he did lose the lead role in The Lost
Boys to Corey Haim and then had to be heckled relentlessly
throughout "Corey Mania." I wonder if he was depressed about
that. Anyway, can you imagine if Chewbacca had landed that
role?...Feldman/Bacca MANIA!!!
Saturday August 11
2007
11:32 PM
Pharmacists should be paid more!
A saber-toothed tiger = a tiger whose tooth has been sabered...or better
yet...A saber-toothed tiger = a tiger whom cannot stay sober?
My pharmacist has never f*cked
up, whoever he or she is. I always end up getting the right
medication and the correct quantity of it. Maybe I should
give him or her (whoever they are) a tip. What do you tip a pharmacist these
days? Maybe I'll take him or her out to dinner and buy them
a big salad and some chili fries. Nah, I should just tip him
or her instead. I figure I can't go wrong if I play that
number. Or maybe I'll get him or her some flowers too. Wait,
that's not my style. Perhaps I'll just get them a card
basically saying... 'Thank you for always giving me the
correct medication. Had you not have completed this good
deed, you could have potentially given me the wrong meds
only for me to quickly find out they interact horribly with
each other leaving me and my delicate organs in some sort of
psychotropic hell. Thank you Pharmacist, Zachary Odette.
P.S. Dinner some time?"
Changing topics...I just wanna say that I'm the man, and
when I go back to college this September I am going to ride
a saber-toothed tiger to school named Mrs. Simey, and when
everyone asks me where I got the tiger, or what the tiger's
name is, or where I'm going to park my tiger, or anything
stupid or obnoxious, I am going to say, "Shut up. Just shut
up. Okay?"
Saturday August 11
2007
6:25 PM
How you've grown up oh so much over this past year Young Shepherd...
Here is an old
pic of Young Shepherd taken in December 2006 around the time
we got her. She is approximately 2 months old in this
particular photograph.
And here is
Young Shepherd today at approximately 10 months old. No
burglar would tinker with this house alarm!
And here's a pic
of Young Shepherd playing her favorite game -- peek-a-boo!
Oh I'm sorry, now that she is 10 months old she refers to it
as hide-and-seek. Peek-a-boo is for baby Shepherds she says.
And here is
Young Shepherd keepin' it real with Uncle Chubby Beagle.
Friend Yellow Lab Mix isn't in as many photos as these two
huckleberries because she has a pathological fear of Pack
Leader Zachary's digital camera.
I'll try to get more photos of my other two dogs (Uncle
Chubby Beagle and Friend Yellow Lab Mix) as soon as I buy a
real camera. Like I said, Friend Yellow Lab Mix is scared to
smithereens of my digital camera all because it makes this
funny, little noise when it is turned on.
Friday August 10
2007
12:44 AM
I had to wait in line for two whole hours because Chewbacca was sweatin' out
a decision on whether to get a foot-long Coney dog or two burritos. He ended
up going Mexican and later pooped his pants. But it's okay, because he went
on to save Christmas somehow...
I love pharmaceutical drug
companies because their drugs have saved my life. When
people call pharmaceutical drug companies evil, I want to
defend the pharmaceutical drug companies. I've read that
pharmaceutical drug companies are only in it for the money.
If that's the case then while they were busy planning a
money making scheme they saved my life while doing so.
Weird. Thanks antipsychotics, mood stabilizers, and
antidepressants! You heard it here, psychiatric drugs saved
my life. Ha. That should be the new title of this website.
That would be a hoot and a holler. "Dude, you just don't
realize 'cause you're addicted." C'mon hate mailers, get
your heads in the game. What is worse?...A.) a hate mailer,
or B.) a hacker? I'm not sure, but can you make money doing
either? Probably not. When I get hate mail, I read it, then
I delete it. It's more fun that way because if you don't
respond then hopefully the hate mailer gets frustrated. Hate mailers just seem
malicious most of the time.
Thursday August 9
2007
4:59 PM
Young Shepherd is back by popular demand.
Young Shepherd
steps outside and is ready to play. "It's go time!" she
cries out.
Then when we
step outside, who do we see? None other than next-door
neighbor Young Labrador!
The cheese
stands alone, the cheese stands alone, la la la...
Okay, everyone
turn to your right. Nicely done Young Shepherd.
Tuesday August 7
2007
11:17 PM
Tom Cruise come and rock the sure shot.
I am not gonna make fun of Tom
Cruise right now (at least I don't think I am), but instead
ask the serious question -- what would happen if Tom Cruise
started taking psychiatric medications to treat anxiety?
Scientology would crumble. It would have to. That's my
non-scientologist opinion. Think about it, everyone already
says he's crazy, and he bad mouths psychiatry all the
time...
"I've
never agreed with psychiatry, ever." - Tom Cruise
"There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance." - Tom
Cruise
"There's ways of vitamins and through exercise and various
things." - Tom Cruise
...So maybe he does have anxiety in which he is treating
through the ways of the scientologist? Maybe he'll crack any
minute and resort to Prozac. Yea right, celebrities don't
have anxiety. They can't. That is probably why they are all
scientologist and make it well known that scientology rules
and psychiatry is for losers. I have a potential theory that
celebrity scientologists don't have anxiety so they just
say, "Anxiety, sure, it's very treatable by eating healthy
and running marathons. I know this because I eat healthy
before my marathons and I have I ever had anxiety?...f*ck
no." Blah. I don't know what I'm talking about. But I do
believe this...
Hey, I tell ya this, when I die, my body is being donated to
psychiatry...whatever that means. People can run all sorts
of tests and sh*t on my brain if they want to.
Saturday August 4
2007
2:18 PM
Photo shoot with ~~ Young Shepherd. ~~
Here is Young
Shepherd teaching Zachary some yoga. Thee "downward dog" is
Young Shepherd's favorite yoga pose.
A classic Border
Collie puzzled look from Young Shepherd. Remember Remember, Young
Shepherd is actually one-half Border Collie.
Extreme close
up! Woaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Thursday August 2 2007
12:13 PM
What is an addiction, really?
NEW poll! Submit yo answer!
Stop, drop, shut 'em down open
up shop. That reminds me of something. I remember on
Halloween in first grade, everyone was either a baseball
player or Jasmine from Aladdin, not me though, I was Richard
Dreyfus. Wait, that isn't what I meant to say. What I mean
is, what if someone needed one glass
of wine once a week, like that person truly depended on
one glass. Would that person be considered
addicted to alcohol? I mean, when I hear the term
"addiction," I think of someone who uses a drug or alcohol
every single day, often more than once a day, and when they
aren't using drugs or alcohol they are trying to acquire
them. But if a person needs alcohol once a week instead of
constantly, isn't that still an addiction? It would just be
a much less severe addiction, which is odd because I thought
I heard once that drinking one glass of wine once a week is
perfectly normal. Oh well, I don't care that much about
this. What I do care about is all of you submitting your
answer in the new poll on the bottom right menu!
About one out of one-hundred people develop schizophrenia.
ZacharyOdette.com
Name:Zachary Adam Odette Birthdate:06-06-1985 Location:Swartz Creek, Michigan USA Diagnosis: schizoaffective Medications Taken Daily: 40mg of
Abilify at night, 300mg of Wellbutrin in the morning, 600mg of Trileptal at
night, 50mg of Revia at night Complementary Therapies: talk-therapy
once every two weeks, 4g of omega-3 EPA fish oils taken daily, 1000 I.U. vitamin E taken daily,
1000mg of VItamin C taken daily, Mega Men Sport multi-vitamins taken daily,
Magma Plus Green Foods supplement taken daily, animal-assisted therapy (dogs), go running and
exercise daily,
taking two classes at local college, no street drugs taken since year 2005, and
I'm tryin' to give up cheap booze...
