Complementary therapies I take in addition to my
medication:
GNC Triple
Strength Fish Oil
$19.99
Serving Size: 1 Softgel Servings Per Container: 60
Calories: 15 Total Fat: 1.5g
EPA: 647mg DHA: 253mg
GNC Mega Men Sport Multi-Vitamins
(Bonus Size)
$34.99
Other Cool Stuff:
Tablet/Pill Splitter
$5.99
GoFit Yoga Mat
$24.99
Homedics LCD Digital Scale $39.99
Attention:
This
website is probably more suitable for people whom are 18
years of age or older. I use vulgarity from time to time,
and I sometimes talk about things that are generally
inappropriate. Sorry you 1st graders. Beat it.
Wednesday
September 27, 2006 10:30 PM
Prevent antipsychotics
weight gain through therapy?
Link.
Wednesday
September 27, 2006 5:23 PM
Acadia reports rapid
enrollment in schizophrenia trial.
I was just wondering that
if there is a cure for schizophrenia or "way to live with
schizophrenia" (<==a phrase I think I dislike because many
people are living with it right now) by 2013 like some have
predicted (which is far too early of a prediction in
my pessimistic opinion), does this mean that a drug will be
released to the public in 2013 or that a drug will enter
phase I trials in 2013? Because if this drug enters
phase I trials in 2013 then it won't be released to the
public until at least 2020 at the earliest. So...if
this drug enters phase I trials in 2013 then "shuck-you" as
they say in Nebraska to all of the people who started all of
this "cure for schizophrenia by 2013" bananas.
And by the way, if bananas got you drunk, monkeys would be
fucked up.
Thanks for the alley-oop on that joke Mitch Hedberg.
Mitch Hedberg is a deceased comedian who died of drug
related causes. Stay away from drugs kids. We
all know what they might trigger (a mental illness).
Friday
September, 22 2006 9:07
PM
This is my third post
today. That's a triple with the bases juiced.
I thought about this for about 5 minutes today, and I came
to the conclusion that these are the things I would like to
obtain in life in this order as soon as possible.
1. sanity
2. woman
3. Hawaii
4. brewery
5. Border Collie (like I said, I thought about it for about
5 minutes)
I had to get my thyroid checked the other day because I have
been having trouble swallowing. I am told the problem
is most likely a side effect from my meds, but the problem
could also be something wrong with my thyroid because
thyroid problems run in my family. Personally, I don't
even know what a thyroid is. I assume it is something
in your neck.
Now I am going to rate the 2 nut houses I have stayed at.
1. Sparrow Hospital in East Lansing, MI USA
This hospital is awesome because it has a kitchen loaded
with cereal that you can go to any time to eat as much as
you want, a living room with
a TV and 2 couches, another TV with a VCR that you can watch
in another room, a ping pong table, enough puzzles to drive
you insane, an acoustic guitar, and the finest doctors this
side of Lake Huron. I'll never forget when they gave
me shock treatment :)
2. Some hospital in Owosso, MI USA
This hospital sucks. Don't go to it. They take
your shoelaces for suicide purposes and the only thing they have to do there is
ride an exercise bike, but should you choose to ride the
bike people will likely stare at you. Well, maybe they
won't, but it would be funny if they did. Oh yea, and
before I left I had to go before a judge and tell him that
if I left I wasn't going to kill myself, and if he didn't
believe me I had to stay there longer. To be honest
though, I don't even think he was a judge. I think he
was a social worker who got ahold of a gavel on Ebay.
Just kidding.
Friday
September, 22 2006 12:54
in da PM
As you may or may not
have noticed, I have been tinkering with the site a lot
recently. Yesterday I completely changed the menu
around in order to make all of you captivated to be right
here at ZacharyOdette.com. Today, I added some more
stuff to the "my meds" page. I've also been adding
little by little to all the other pages too. Right now
though, I must go walk my dogs, which I call hogs. If
you want to do me a favor while I'm gone, discover a cure
for the common cold. Until then,
arrivederci you lunatics,
nuts, and mental defectives.
Friday
September, 22 2006
11:20 AM
Is there a computer geek
out there that can help me create a message board for this
website? I'm willing to pay them. Here is my
email: zacharyaodette@yahoo.com.
Thursday
September, 21 2006
10:50 PM
Wednesday
September, 20 2006 night time
I
rarely have the desire to update this website anymore.
If I were Winnie the Pooh I'd be eating honey right now, but
I'm not. I'm Zachary Odette, not Winnie the Pooh, and
my current goal in life is to develop a logo for a large
website, possibly Google, then sell that logo to that
website for a billion dollars. Once that is done, I
will start donating money to NAMI, NARSAD, and the homeless
people here in Flint, Michigan. I saw a bum today with
a sign, but I didn't stop to give him money because I was at
a green light. I really regret that. I don't
care if he would have gone straight to the bar or liquor
aisle with my money because I agree with comedian Chris Rock
when he said something like, "The guy lives in a box.
Let him have a drink." Does anyone
else agree with me and Chris Rock? I want to give a bum
something special. Something that will warm his or her
heart. Perhaps a pet and a drink.
Speaking of pets, I just recently purchased some cacti and a
purple pitcher plant (I consider a plant a pet). A purple pitcher plant is sort
of like a venus fly trap becauset it eats bugs, however,
the purple pitcher plant makes the venus fly trap look like
a bitch because...well, just look....
See those tubes? I'd like to see a fly go down one a
them. That's why I bought the plants. Grrrrrrr.
I'm out of things to say. I'll probably be back here
later tonight kids. Now I'm off to Albuquerque.
(I'll be back here if I don't make it to Albuquerque
tonight).
Sunday
September, 17 2006 11:06 PM
As you can see, I changed a few things around the site:
altered menu, altered news post area, no more music...that's
about it. I gotta go now though 'cause the jerk store
called and they're runnin' outta me.
Saturday
September, 16 2006 12:03 AM
I keep telling you people,
I, Zachary Odette, invented the internet. I was drunk one night and it
just came to me. I heard a voice say "world wide web" then I took
advantage of the opportunity. I know you probably don't believe me,
but that's only because you all take too many antipsychotics. Yea, I
said it. I need something else to say in this post. If I were
Donald Duck, things would be different. Wait, that's not good enough.
If I were Mother Goose, I'd be a cock fighting machine. "Stay back!
Back dammit!" Alright...I'm outta here. Actually, I'm not outta
here. You'd like to think that though. Here is the #1 question
they ask in Vegas. Who would win a fight between Mother Goose and 2000
Baltimore Ravens Defense? Trick question my friends. Why is it a
trick question you ask? Because birds of a feather flock together.
Wow, I don't know I just came up with that. It must be because of the
pina colada I am drinking right now. Maybe I should end this post. Or maybe I shouldn't? Next question. Who is a better lawyer, Chewbacca or Jabba the Hut?
This is another trick question. Why you ask? The answer is
neither because they are both actors and not lawyers. Alright, I'm
gonna go drink coconut rum with my old pal Tatum O'Neal (I named one of my
dogs Tatum O'Neal).
Thursday
September, 14 2006 8:15 PM
If you're happy and you
know it pet your dog. I think I am going to take the
background music off of this webpage. The people have
spoken. Oh, and by the way...Al Gore didn't invent the
internet. He did... (points toward man eating a large
sandwich and everyone gasps).
Oh yea again, I was on TV the other day, NBC25. I am
going to somehow find a way to obtain a video tape of it,
then put the video on this webpage. But for now, I must now go walk
my dogs. Adios.
Tuesday
September, 12 2006 3:52 PM
I got back from my
psychiatrist appointment a little while ago. Here is my current bowl
of medication soup:
"Zyprexa and Seroquel?" you might be asking yourself, or "3 different
antipsychotics at once?" Yes, I am going to be a fat tired man on all
these meds...fat as a man who can't stop buttering his toast and sleepier
than that one dwarf named Sleepy. "This toast is missing more butter." Or
better yet, "This stick of butter is missing a little toast. Ya mean
we're out of butter? Damn, nevermind, I'm goin' to bed." Have
any of you seen that episode of The Simpsons where Homer makes a waffle then
wraps it around a stick of butter? That's gonna be me thanks to the
Seroquel-Zyprexa combo. I actually don't care that much about gaining
weight as long as I don't KEEP GAINING AND GAINING or CATCH THE DREADFUL
DIABETES. I might have to start the Healthy Chef Alex diet. By
the way, does anyone watch that reality TV show called 30 Days? In the
last episode the main character had to live in prison for 30 days, and there
was this guy who had paranoid schizophrenia in there. He sold his
pills for ramen noodles. At one point in the show it said that that
guy had to live in solitary confinement for 6 months. 6
months! Get that man some god damn psychiatric help! I'd rather be forced to
eat only buttered toast and only be allowed to watch Snow White and the 7
Dwarves every day for 6 months rather than live in solitary confinement.
Goodness gracious.
September 12 some
time
I just did an interview
with NBC25 where I talked about my website, mental illness stigma, my known
illnesses so far (schizotypal personality disorder and bipolar disorder),
and even the famous certified psychiatrist Tom Cruise. It should be on
TV tonight between 5-6:30pm in the Flint area. Yep, I'm a movie star
now. You know what that means...time to pick up chicks. Who am I
kidding, it won't work. But anyway, if I can get the show put on this
website I will. Maybe you can watch the webmasta in action.
Monday September, 11 2006
5:15 PM
Sorry no updates for a few
days. I was on a brief vacation.
(This isn't actually true.)
Thursday September, 7 2006
12:05 PM
Alright...it took me a long
ass time to write this, but check out the "anxiety" link on the menu.
The page tells a shipload of information about anxiety in general,
generalized anxiety disorder, and social anxiety disorder (also known as
social phobia). Somehow the page isn't even half done yet.
Anyway, enjoy.
Wednesday September, 6 2006
10:11 AM
Learn
about the "half-lives" of drugs by clicking on the
half-lives image on the menu. Pretty snazzy...
The college football season
has begun and as I was watching a few games, 2 quotes from commentators
stuck out in my mind.
"Darius Walker looks exhausted. Coach needs to pull him to the
sideline and give him a good blow."
- Notre Dame Vs. Georgia Tech
"USC now is just pinning their ears back and coming. They're
really pouring it on."
- USC Vs. Arkansas
The announcers had to have known what they were doing.
Those quotes made me laugh so hard. My friend said one time during
little league when he was up to bat, the umpire said, "I got 2 balls and 1
big striker."
Friday September, 1 2006
11:51 PM
I live in Michigan, but I've
wondered many times if I don't. I've wondered if all the street signs
and everyone else are lying to me about where I live. Maybe the world
isn't round. Maybe I'm god or everyone else is god. Maybe I live
somewhere else. Blah! Somethin' fishy is goin' on sometimes.
Friday September, 1 2006
7:12 PM
Did anyone else see Team USA
lose to Team Greece in basketball? I did, and I loved it. Damn
USA basketball players with their big shorts. Every
player on Team Greece reminded me of someone you all know.
Way to go Team Greece. Now all that's left is Team Spain. Unless
Team Spain has 12 Miguel Jordans, Team Greece will win. That is my
expert opinion. Now I am going to tell you my fantasy football roster.
QB - Drew Brees
WR - Randy Moss
WR - Reggie Wayne
WR - Terry Glenn
RB - L. Tomlinson
RB - Clinton Portis
TE - Tony Gonzalez
Extra player - Keyshawn Johnson
K - Mike Vanderjagt
Defense - Carolina
There are 10 teams in the league, and we all put up $1,000. First
place gets 10 grand. Just kidding. First place gets to party
with Team Greece after they defeat Team Spain. I hear Team Greece
likes to go to clubs where prostitution is legal. Maybe I'll bring my
10 grand to the clubs.
1/2 of this website has officially turned into a blog.
Friday September, 1 2006
12:50 PM
Remember my post the other
day about Batman surfing? Well, imagine Batman trick-or-treating with
other super heroes...
Is that a big enough Snickers or what Batman?
About one out of one-hundred people develop schizophrenia
Name:Zachary Adam Odette Birthdate:06-06-1985 Location:Swartz Creek, Michigan USA Diagnosis: schizoaffective Medications Taken Daily: 40mg of
Abilify at night, 300mg of Wellbutrin in the morning, 600mg of Trileptal at
night, 50mg of Revia at night Complementary Therapies: talk-therapy
once every two weeks, 4g of omega-3 EPA fish oils taken daily, 1000 I.U. vitamin E taken daily,
1000mg of VItamin C taken daily, Mega Men Sport multi-vitamins taken daily,
Magma Plus Green Foods supplement taken daily, animal-assisted therapy (dogs), go running and
exercise daily,
taking two classes at local college, no street drugs taken since year 2005, and
I'm tryin' to give up cheap booze...
