Complementary therapies I take in addition to my
medication:
GNC Triple
Strength Fish Oil
$19.99
Serving Size: 1 Softgel Servings Per Container: 60
Calories: 15 Total Fat: 1.5g
EPA: 647mg DHA: 253mg
GNC Mega Men Sport Multi-Vitamins
(Bonus Size)
$34.99
Other Cool Stuff:
Tablet/Pill Splitter
$5.99
GoFit Yoga Mat
$24.99
Homedics LCD Digital Scale $39.99
Attention:
This
website is probably more suitable for people whom are 18
years of age or older. I use vulgarity from time to time,
and I sometimes talk about things that are generally
inappropriate. Sorry you 1st graders. Beat it.
Tuesday November, 28
2006 8:25 PM
Dear Santa,
Sorry that I haven't made any posts for a whole week. I just got a new
puppy and I've had to babysitter her 24/7. I've hardly even had the
time to take a shower. Anyway, since you probably want to see a
picture of her, here she is.
Her name is Shawnee. I got the name Shawnee from the "Shawnee" Native
American tribe. She is a Border Collie/German
Shepherd mix. A lot of people think she looks like a rottweiler but
she's not a rottweiler. Shawnee is now the third dog I currently own.
Hector (beagle) and Tatum (yellow lab/pitbull mix) are the other two.
Shawnee seems to get along with Tatum and Hector okay at the moment, but I
think they can get along better with time. Hopefully they will all
grow on each other. So far, Shawnee is the most energetic dog I've
ever had. Maybe it's because she a pup and because she has Border
Collie in her. From what I've read, Border Collies need at least 2
hours of exercise a day. And if they don't get enough exercise, then
they starting herding other animals, even people. I've only had
Shawnee for a few days but it is amazing how fast she is learning, again
likely because of the Border Collie in her, as well as the German Shepherd
in her. Border Collies and German Shepherd are both extremely smart
dogs. I
brought her home Friday and I bet she will be house broken in less than 2
weeks. The only bad things about her so far are the fact that she
needs constant stimulation and that she loves to chew on things, including
my homework and my shoes. Wait, I don't go to school and I've never
worn shoes. <==that joke doesn't even make sense. Also, for some
reason, Hector (my beagle) is very scared of Shawnee. Shawnee probably
thinks Hector is a pig that she must herd. That's the only conclusion
I can come to. Anyway, one goal I've set with this dog is not to let
it become a walking tub of lard, like my other two dogs. Exercise is
what this dog needs, and exercise is what this dog will get. By the
way, Tom Cruise said you film your reindeer having gangbangs and then you beat
off to the tapes. I'm just tellin' you what I heard...
Happy Kwanzaa,
Zachary
Tuesday November, 22
2006 4:03 AM
An obese trucker
enters a burger joint...
Cashier: We've got a 1/4 pound, 1/3 pound, and 1/2 pound burger, what'll it
be? Obese Trucker: Whichever has the most grease. Cashier: That would be the 1/2 pound burger. Obese Trucker: Well, grease me up woman. Some Teenager: Did you see that? That guy just ordered a 1/2
pound burger. The Teenager's Friend: May the force be with you sir. Obese Trucker: Damn it, now I have to find a table. Excuse me
M'am, can I sit here? Some Woman: No, my boyfriend is sitting there. He's in the
bathroom. Obese Trucker: Why's he in there? Some Woman: He tried to eat a 1/2 pound burger and failed. Obese Trucker: Is that so? Some Woman: Yea, he said if he finished the burger then he would stop
starring in porno films. Obese Trucker: Porno? You like porno? Ya know, my Mom never
knew it but my Dad had a lot of porno. Some Woman: Your Dad sounds like a pervert. Some Woman's Boyfriend: I'm back. Hey, who the hell is this
trucker? He took my seat. Obese Trucker: Eww gross, you're the guy from my Dad's old porno
films. Some Woman's Boyfriend: You're Dad sounds like a pervert. Obese Trucker: Yea, well, I bet my Dad can polish off a 1/2 pound
burger you p*ssy. Some Woman's Boyfriend: I bet your Dad can clog an artery or three
too. Obese Trucker: At least my Dad never starred in porno. Some Woman's Boyfriend: Yea, but I bet he's jacked off to me before. Obese Trucker: F-you ya little b*tch. I'm gonna eat my burger
now before it gets cold. Some Woman's Boyfriend: Enjoy, you corpulent, truck-driving, type-2
diabetic. C'mon honey, let's hit the road before this fat trucker
does. Obese Trucker: No, don't listen to the porno star, come with me baby because I can eat a 1/2 pound burger. Some Woman: Yea, I'm goin' with the trucker. He can eat a 1/2
pound burger plus he isn't in porno films as far as I know. Some Woman's Boyfriend: You've got to be kidding me. He
probably takes Zyprexa. You're leaving with a schizo. Obese Trucker: Hey porn star, shut your face and finish your burger
ya little b*tch. Some Woman: C'mon trucker whose name I don't know yet. Let's
drive to Florida to eat oranges and leave this gutless wonder here with his
scraps of burger and a broken heart. Some Woman's Boyfriend: Damn my X-rated hell that is my life. I
must now take the antipsychotic mediation Zyprexa, like the trucker, so I
can eat the 1/2 pound burger, get the girl, and then star in pornos titled
"Males Coming Down with Schizophrenia at Age NC-17."
And that was the story of how the Zyprexa popping trucker finished his 1/2
pound burger and got the girl...
Monday November 20
2006 4:36 PM
My online friend just got admitted to a nearby hospital today. I feel
really bad for her, as well as other mental hospital patients, because no
one wants to go in there This is why I have one suggestion for mental
hospitals - there should be 2 computers with high speed internet access in
every mental hospital, with a 30 minute time limit for people to use them. And
you should be able to use them in as many intervals during the day as you
want as long as it's not lockup/bed time. Wouldn't that be a good
idea? I also have another suggestion that would never happen - an
exercise room in every mental hospital. One with a treadmill, exercise
bike, stair climber, dumbbells, and whatever else. If some people want
to say exercise is part of recovery and it helps eliminate depression then why not
add a room like this? Oh yea, and 2 big screen high definition TVs
would be nice too. With all of this stuff, people would not die of
boredom and loneliness when they get sent to the nut house. I can't
think of anything else at the moment that mental hospitals should have, but
everything I've listed should be added to them. Oh wait, one more
thing, more windows.
Wednesday November, 15 2006 1:14 AM
"Homeless people have 1
too many kidneys." - Conan O'Brien Show
It's kind of funny until you realize 1/3 of homeless people are mentally
ill.
I distributed the mental illness brochures I got from NAMI.org (National
Alliance on Mental Illness) around my neighborhood in people's mailboxes a
couple weeks ago. Yesterday, I got the schizophrenia brochures in the
mail and I am going to distribute those around the neighborhood tomorrow.
Hopefully people will learn about and understand mental illness and schizophrenia this way.
Oh yea, and my mom put schizophrenia brochures in all the lawyers, judges,
and referees mailboxes at her work today. Bless you Ma.
Thursday
November, 9 2006 8:24 AM
Pronunciations
Bifeprunox - bye fee prue′ nox
Asenapine -
ay sen a peen
Wednesday
November, 8 2006 mid-day
Look what is on the front page of Google.com
today: "Panda Sneezes." I would prefer if it said, "Panda sneezes due
to some form of mental illness. People immediately working for a cure
for mental illness."
I hope that panda dies. "Panda sneezes, panda dies."
Meanwhile,
Alektorophobia means fear of
chickens.
Person 1: Do you want a piece of me, or a piece of my pet chicken? Person 2: Keep the chicken out of this. I'm afraid of chickens. Person 1: Well that's good, real good, 'cause my chicken will peck
your brains out. Person 2: F*ck you so we can see what's up or we'll go at it punk and
I'm a f*ck you up. I learned that line from MC Ren of the N.W.A. Person 1: What the hell are you talking about? Wait, look over
there! It's the running of the chickens. Person 2: Balderdash. And you know my therapist is working on
my condition. Person 1: Yea, and I heard you're getting nowhere. Person 2: Well, I may be an alectorophobe but you use an
electrophone. Person 1: What the hell is an electrophone? You're afraid of
chickens and that's it. The San Diego Chicken would frighten the sh*t
out of you. Seeing a chicken that jumbo would definitely scar you for
life. Person 2: (runs home crying, clucking, and yelling at God)
Sunday
November, 5 2006 3:42 PM
1.) The race is on.
2.) The race is on. Snuggles the Bear is off to an early lead.
3.) The race is on.
4.) The race is on. The Energizer Bunny intends to win.
5.) The race is on.
6.) The race is on. The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
7.) The race is on.
8.) The race is on. The band is on the field.
9.) The race is on.
10.) The race is on. Snuggles the Bear is taking the Huckleberry
junction route.
11.) The race is on.
12.) The race is on. The Energizer Bunny keeps going and going.
13.) The race is on.
14.) The race is on. The quick brown fox was tripped up by Air Bud.
15.) The race is on.
16.) The race is on. The band is still on the field.
17.) The race is on.
18.) The race is on. Snuggles the Bear's car has ran out of fabric
softener.
19.) The race is on.
20.) The race is on. The Energizer Bunny has declared an early
victory.
21.) The race is on.
22.) The race is on. The quick brown fox is humping the lazy dog.
23.) The race is on.
24.) The race is on. The band will not leave the field.
25.) The race is on. The race is on...
I heard the $5 million dollar main event was a poker game. That must
be some horse.
Friday
November, 3 2006 3:30 PM
Wouldn't this be a cool poster to have on
your wall?
I'm getting a third dog soon, a female. I've narrowed down names for
her to these three: Lorelai, Shawnee, and Ilaria, that is, unless you psychos
have any better ideas.
Thursday November, 2 2006 10:23 PM Here is an interesting video clip:
About one out of one-hundred people develop schizophrenia.
ZacharyOdette.com
Name:Zachary Adam Odette Birthdate:06-06-1985 Location:Swartz Creek, Michigan USA Diagnosis: schizoaffective Medications Taken Daily: 40mg of
Abilify at night, 300mg of Wellbutrin in the morning, 600mg of Trileptal at
night, 50mg of Revia at night Complementary Therapies: talk-therapy
once every two weeks, 4g of omega-3 EPA fish oils taken daily, 1000 I.U. vitamin E taken daily,
1000mg of VItamin C taken daily, Mega Men Sport multi-vitamins taken daily,
Magma Plus Green Foods supplement taken daily, animal-assisted therapy (dogs), go running and
exercise daily,
taking two classes at local college, no street drugs taken since year 2005, and
I'm tryin' to give up cheap booze...
