Tuesday May 31, 2006 morning time AM

Imagine Batman surfing.  Wait, I mean, the art submissions are all in unless someone sends me one before midnight.

Tuesday May 30, 2006 2:03 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, TOM CRUISE.....



Scooby Doo tryouts next week Tom.

Wednesday May 24, 2006 10:59 AM

Okay you artists, if you want to enter the mental illness artwork contest you only have a week left to submit your masterpiece(s).  Here is my email address: zacharyodette@yahoo.com.  All you have to do is attach the file(s).  And I don't want to hear "All I can draw is Charlie Brown or naked chicks."  Submit both of those.  I'll tell ya right now that not many people have submitted pieces of artwork so you got a real shot at winning a cool DVD.  Here are the DVDs I've purchased so far (I hope to buy one more to make it 10 DVDs):

American Psycho (Christian Bale, Reese Witherspoon)
Boys Don't Cry (Hilary Swank, Chloe Sevigny)
Fight Club (Brad Pitt, Ed Norton)
Primal Fear (Richard Gere, Ed Norton)
Donnie Darko (Jake Gyllenhaal)
A Beautiful Mind (Russell Crowe, Ed Harris)
Girl, Interrupted (Winona Ryder, Angelina Jolie)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (Jack Nicholson, Brad Dourif)
Benny and Joon (Johnny Depp, Mary Stuart Masterson)

These movie compile 16 Oscar Nominations.  Pretty impressive, eh?  Get crackin' you artiests.  Now I must end this post with an old senior photo of mine.  Peace...

Kermit was a normal high school senior socially.  His grades were far above average and he also took pride in dressing like a professional, as seen here in one of his senior photos.



He was even a star athlete in football, basketball, and track and field.  Here is a photo of him running in one of his Saturday races.



Kermit even took his athletic success to the professional sports level where he ended up playing in the National Basketball Association (NBA) along stars like Anfernee "Penny" Hardaway.  It was then when he became a big star nationally, and he even got to do his own commercial with Victoria Secret Model, Tyra "Damn..." Banks.

After Kermit retired from a solid professional basketball career he moved on to television...and cocaine.  His first television show, which he hosted along side a "Gonzo", was titled "I seriously didn't realize my skin was green until I tried cocaine."  The show was a hit at first despite Kermit's new found interest in cocaine.  In fact, after just one season, Larry David, the creator of Seinfeld, said, "This is the best damn show period."  And actor Tom Cruise said, "Here's what I'd do to that frog if I had the chance...I'd f*ck him."



Then one day after a show was over, a light-headed Kermit had so much cocaine in his body that he believed he was immune to it.  As a result, he started to inject heroin into his ass and when crew members asked him what he was doing he just said things like "it's anesthesia" and "no worries."  Speedballing was then invented and Kermit the Frog was the first victim of the addiction.  He then sunk into a deep depression, and his show got cancelled.  After that, Kermit the Frog disappeared.  However, some people have made claims of Kermit the Frog sightings in Flint, Michigan.  In fact, one man named Kareem Break-Switch Abdul Jabar, and his wife Yo-yo said "they seen a speedballed frog in they backyard catchin' flies with his god damn hands."  Is it true?  I, Zachary Odette, do not know the answer, but we will all remember Kermit the Frog.



The E True Hollywood Story of Kermit the Frog
 

The End "You talkin' to me?"

Wednesday May 17, 2006 5:46 PM

DJ Odette in the house.  Just telling you that I am going to add other sections to this website such as bipolar disorder and anxiety disorders.  I'm not sure how long it will take me, but I am branching off the mental illness tree to things beyond schizophrenia because it must be done.  Oh yea, and new poll is on the menu.

Random...A funny quote for ya...

"Please Mr., I don't even know you."

- Billy Madison



Wednesday May 10, 2006 3:23 PM

I am going to tell you what disorganized speech really is.

Example 1 - not disorganized speech

"Do you have a Borders Reward Zone card?"
"Sure do, let me get my skateboard...er, here ya go."

A lot of people do this.  However, I think people with schizophrenia do it more often and do it in a more complex way.  The reason this isn't disorganized speech is because from what I'm told and realize is that there are real connections linking "Border's Reward Zone card" and "skateboard."

For example:
Border's Reward Zone card>>Border's magazines>>Border's skateboarding magazines>>Purchasing a skateboard>>"Let me get my skateboard."<=== (something like this)

I think it's amazing that people with schizophrenia can think of about 5 things in half a second and not realize it.  When there's a cure, we'll realize it and be able to do it in a controlled manner.  That's my prediction.


Example 2 - this is disorganized speech

"Where are you going?"
"Hexagon kills the shush-fin."<===(meaningless babble without being able to control it)


Example 3 - this is also disorganized speech

"I used to play soccer 'cause I was the best until a Nazi saw me then I had to quit because the Nazi had a bomb and someone knew about it when they were walking because they had a dog who was neutered like a cat so nothing could get pregnant until the next dog as a Christmas present in the morning when the clouds snow because the Nazi's still had a bomb and but the when the dog spoke he told me to save myself from Bingo was his name-o after snowfall save me, save me, save me, save me, George Bush....etc."<====All of this disorganized speech happens very quickly.


I'm not sure where disorganized thoughts tie into this.  I guess if you are thinking these things but don't say them, that might qualify as a disorganized thought.

And lastly, I made a desktop image for my computer that has Angelina "chap-lips" Jolie in a sexy pose.  My goodness that woman is beautiful.  Click here to see it.



Wednesday May 10, 2006 12:02 PM

I present to you, "The Top Ten Mental Health Activities That Should Exist"

10.)  Trouble in phobia county crying
9.)  Multiple personality impersonating
8.)  "Please, call me crazy" practicing
7.)  24/7 substance abuse therapy
6.)  Xtreme Zyprexa hotdog vendering
5.)  Natural healing for schizophrenia cursing
4.)  Snake pit scrambling
3.)  Naked Brooke Shields visual hallucinating
2.)  Online horse porn animal therapy

And the number 1 mental health activity that should exist is...

1.)  Couch Jumping



Tuesday May 9, 2006 2:30 PM

I don't feel like writing about hating Tom Cruise anymore (for now) because everyone still thinks he's too cool for school no matter what I tell you, the truth.  I even saw a commercial yesterday while I was watching Judge Mathis for a moment, and the commercial said "If you have developed diabetes, pancreatic cancer, or even death from taking the drugs Zyprexa, Seroquel, or Risperdal then you have a case" or something like that.  I partially blame Tom Cruise for that.  By the way, how could someone who's dead have a case?  "I got a case.  I'm dead."  Anyway, I'm getting off track here... I am going to make fun of Cruise-Control/Dr. Cocoa Puffs one last time (for at least 7 days)...

Here is something I read on a website, in the newspaper, and on the radio just the other day about Cruise doing his own stunts in the movie Mission Impossible III.

The New York Times
Couch jumper and that's about it - Tom Cruise, loser
May 5, 2006

I'm sure that you've all heard from at least one person that Tom Cruise did his own stunts in the movie Mission Impossible III.  Seems pretty impressive, doesn't it?  Well, let me tell you that what you heard is actually far from the truth.  Here are the not-so-dangerous stunts Cruise performed in the movie that were later removed in the final cut.  The real stunts in the movie were performed by actor/stunt man Jackie Chan and they were then computerized so Cruise's head, instead of Chan's, would appear on the body.  The real stunts Cruise performed while filming Mission Impossible III...

1.  Cruise touched a cactus

2.  Cruise road a horse

3.  Cruise ran away from something as fast as he could (Cruise stretched for forty-five minutes before this scene took place)

4.  Cruise held his breath under water for 15 seconds

5.  The horse road Cruise

Yea, that's about it.  It's all true too.  If you search deep down in the internet you can find that these were the real stunts Cruise performed in the movie Mission Impossible III, and that Jackie Chan was the man performing the tougher and more impossible stunts you saw in this hideous flick.



Monday May 8, 2006 3:54 PM

Mission Impossible III made a ton of money over the weekend.  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! That wasn't supposed to happen!



Friday May 5, 2006 9:10 PM

I've got Spanish, I've got Spanish FEEEEEEVER.  That is actually a song.

Now getting to Mission Impossible III starring Tom Cruise which came out today...I'm not going to tell you Cruise is a jerk (again), but the movie is already getting bad ratings so why go see it?  Here is an example of how the movie rates against other recent action movies on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest.  (According to IMDB.com)
 

Saving Private Ryan......................... Kill Bill: V. 1......................................... Terminator 2: Judgment Day.......... Back to the Future.............................. Mission Impossible III...................

8.3 8.2 8.2 8.1 6.7

Links that prove the ratings:
(Top 50 action movies rated by viewers)
(Mission Impossible III movie rated by viewers)

So I say again, why go see it?  Alright, Terminator 2 and Back to the Future aren't recent so I guess lied a little.  I feel so bad about that that I am going to make it up to you.

Here is a list of the TOP 10 FEARS/PHOBIAS!
10.) Fear of death (necrophobia)
9.) Fear of thunder and lightning (brontophobia)
8.) Fear of cancer (cancerphobia)
7.) Fear of heights (acrophobia)
6.) Fear of vomiting (emetophobia)
5.) Fear of confined spaces (claustrophobia)
4.) Fear of open spaces (agorophobia)
3.) Fear of flying (aerophobia)
2.) Fear of people or social situations (sociophobia)

and the #1 phobia is...

1.) Fear of spiders (arachnophobia)

Don't believe me?  Trying surfing the net or check out this cool website.  I like the design.  I was surprised fear of heights wasn't higher on the list.  I was also a little surprised fear of needles wasn't on the list.  And as for "fear of vomiting", I've never heard about that.  I think "fear of death" should replace "fear of spiders" as #1, but I don't know much about phobias.  I mean, if your heart can beat on its own why can't it just stop one day?



Friday May 5, 2006 1:13 AM

I don't know how big of a holiday Feliz Navidad is, but this ruins the holiday.  It sickens me.  Everybody get pissed off right now.

Don't go see Mission Impossible III.  The movie is gonna suck anyway.  Go see X-Men III on May 26 or whatever the opening day is.  We all know that's gonna be a lot better.  I mean, good X-Men Vs. bad X-Men, Halle Berry, Gambit?

Scientomogy.info <====funny Tom Cruise website



Thursday May 4, 2006 7:25 PM



DON'T SEE THIS MOVIE TOMORROW!
Tom Cruise is a jerk.
He calls everyone who takes psychiatric drugs weak.
Scientology can't cure mental illnesses.  Mental Illnesses sometimes kill people.



Wednesday May 3, 2006 12:49 AM

My doctor said to me "what often comes with schizophrenia is a high IQ."  I guess that means that if people with schizophrenia were cured from schizophrenia for a brief amount of time then they would be smart enough to develop a cure during that time.  Right?  What I mean is that a schizophrenic person's IQ would increase when they are cured for the brief amount of time because their mind wouldn't be flooded with symptoms.  Probably not.  But you know what movie comes out on Friday?!?  Mission Impossible III starring Tom couch-jumper Cruise.  DON'T GO SEE IT!  Go see United 93 instead.  I saw that movie tonight.  Good movie.  If you aren't gonna see that, go see the Inside Man starring Denzel Washington, Jodie Foster, and Clive Owen.

"Ma'm, can I jump on your couch?" - Tom Cruise



Monday May 1, 2006 5:55 PM

Here we go.  It is May 1st.  That means Mission Impossible III comes out on Friday, five days from now, here in the United States of America.  I'll state it like this.

Today is Monday.

Mission Impossible III starring Tom Cruise comes out in theatres on Friday.

Don't go see it!
Don't go see it!
Don't go see it!
Don't go see it!
Don't go see it!

The other thing I wanted to say today is that you visitors now have exactly one month until the artwork contest is over.  Sign up if you have two masterpieces lying around your C:/Drive or your house and get them to me if you want them displayed on the net and want to win mental illness related DVDs like Donnie Darko, Benny and Joon, or One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.  Sign up now!